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'''Major Tom''' is the hot new sensation storming [[/tg/]]. Basically, Major Tom (from David Bowie's "Space Oddity") is turned into an unkillable, immortal (and ever-so-slightly batshit insane) skeleton... and then lands in a [[Dungeons & Dragons]] campaign.
'''Major Tom''' is the hot new sensation storming [[/tg/]]. Basically, Major Tom (from David Bowie's "Space Oddity") is turned into an unkillable, immortal (and ever-so-slightly batshit insane) skeleton... and then lands in a [[Dungeons & Dragons]] campaign.


Major Tom is constantly plagued by "Top of the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's" songs played through his communications systems.
'''Major Tom''' is constantly plagued by "Top of the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's" songs played through his communications systems.


Major Tom is armed with a "Space Mace" made from pieces of his ship cold welded together along with a jet-pack 'Made of Screams and powered by the life force of all those who have died in space', he also has a wishing star embedded in his skull that he uses to give little girls ice-cream and toys.
'''Major Tom''' is armed with a "Space Mace" made from pieces of his ship cold welded together along with a jet-pack 'Made of Screams and powered by the life force of all those who have died in space', he also has a wishing star embedded in his skull that he uses to give little girls ice-cream and toys.


Back on earth he is a Russian Cosmonaut with his wife and adopted daughter called Charly
 
 
Back on earth he is a Russian Cosmonaut with his wife and adopted daughter called Charly, He carries around a locket with a picture of the two of them, however during his time in space it was encased in his final tear which has since crystallized around it.


Hilarity (and feels) ensues, obviously.
Hilarity (and feels) ensues, obviously.

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Major Tom giving Charly a piggyback ride

Major Tom is the hot new sensation storming /tg/. Basically, Major Tom (from David Bowie's "Space Oddity") is turned into an unkillable, immortal (and ever-so-slightly batshit insane) skeleton... and then lands in a Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

Major Tom is constantly plagued by "Top of the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's" songs played through his communications systems.

Major Tom is armed with a "Space Mace" made from pieces of his ship cold welded together along with a jet-pack 'Made of Screams and powered by the life force of all those who have died in space', he also has a wishing star embedded in his skull that he uses to give little girls ice-cream and toys.


Back on earth he is a Russian Cosmonaut with his wife and adopted daughter called Charly, He carries around a locket with a picture of the two of them, however during his time in space it was encased in his final tear which has since crystallized around it.

Hilarity (and feels) ensues, obviously.

More soon, don't worry.