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OH GOD WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?! I SHOW YOU ALL THIS AFFECTION, EVEN MAKING A WIKI PAGE FOR YOU, AND I STILL RECEIVE NOTHING! WHY?!?!?! | OH GOD WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?! I SHOW YOU ALL THIS AFFECTION, EVEN MAKING A WIKI PAGE FOR YOU, AND I STILL RECEIVE NOTHING! WHY?!?!?! | ||
==External Links== | |||
Original thread on sup/tg/: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3230197/ | |||
Revision as of 06:17, 21 February 2009
The Man
Michael de Jong is a man/meme/myth famous for making spread sheets usable for army building in Warhammer 40k. Originally, he posted as Anonymous in response to another anon asking for help making a Tau army. Michael, then Anonymous, replied with a link to a spread sheet he made. However, foolishly, he did not remove his name from the notes in the spread sheet. A clever anon (CreepyStalkerGuy) found his name in one of the notes, and presented it to /tg/.
The Meme
Although only propagated by a few individuals, Michael de Jong has become a sort of meme. In the thread of his grand debut, Michael is quoted with saying that having his name said so much gave him a headache. This sparked many theories, predominant upon which was the theory that MdJ was a latent psyker, who made people's head's explode when they said his name, because he found it annoying.
The Myth
Having a very common first and last name, "googling" Michael de Jong provides many results. It has been postulated that Michael de Jong is an author, a politician, and even the God Emperor of Mankind.
CreepyStalkerGuy
OH GOD WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?! I SHOW YOU ALL THIS AFFECTION, EVEN MAKING A WIKI PAGE FOR YOU, AND I STILL RECEIVE NOTHING! WHY?!?!?!
External Links
Original thread on sup/tg/: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3230197/