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| '''Miles Quaritch''', also known as '''Millhouse Quidditich''', but more commonly as '''Quaritch, Hero Of The Imperium''', is the singular good thing about the entirety of the movie [[Avatar]](the one with furries). Unlike Commissar Cain, who though awesome [[Heresy|is also secretly a coward]], is man with Adamantium balls that would impress even Tempestus Scions and Imperial Guard Veterans. At one point, he even walks out into Pandora's toxic atmosphere '''WITHOUT A MASK''' to shoot a '''MOTHERFUCKING PISTOL''' at an escaping VTOL because he is a '''BADASS'''. Later in the film, does he sit like a wuss and watch his men die? No. '''HE FUCKING JUMPS IN A [[Battlesuit|BATTLESUIT]] AND DECIDES TO WRECK THE SHIT OUT OF THE BLUE FURRIES.'''
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| He kills an Allosaurus-cat with a knife and almost succeeds in killing the Mary Sue furry, before his not-Pocohontas girlfriend got in a cheap shot and killed him. In short, an individual so awesome that he could get transferred to the Warhammer 40k universe and be about the same levels of [[Awesome|awesome]]. People can ramble about how this man is a meanie and how xenocide is bad, but we here at [[/tg/]] know [[Exterminatus|"Suffer Not The Alien To Live"]]. Besides, no humans would actually [[Humanity Fuck Yeah|give a shit anyway]].
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| While not technically relevant to tabletop gaming, we all know that this man is too Awesome not to include here on 1d4chan, and as such this article has been created.
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| There are rumors that he had a few backup clones of himself laying around as an insurance policy so we may see more of him in upcoming films.
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