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==Fall of the Mods== | ==Fall of the Mods== | ||
Mods on 4chan are exactly the same as the [[Inquisition|Imperial Inquisitors]]. Some are fair, fun-loving, and practice tolerance. They are just like the rest of us, only with more power. However, they are hidden by the overwhelming majority that aren't. | Mods on 4chan are exactly the same as the [[Inquisition|Imperial Inquisitors]]. Some are fair, fun-loving, and practice tolerance. They are just like the rest of us, only with more power. However, they are hidden by the overwhelming majority that aren't. Most of them are totally bas ackwards for coming onto <i>any</i> 4chan board with the idea wedged in their brains that they MUST FIGHT THE DAEMONS! Sadly these mods [[Paranoia|don't know who is good and who is bad,]] and on bad days just [[Exterminatus|Banhammer left and right]]. Few people have the power to fight them, and when these Mods swarm boards, they kill them. | ||
Nobody on /tg/ would care really, because mods never went /tg/, and for the most part it was left alone and kept itself reasonable, thanks to the [[Neckbeards]] which inhabited its halls. This is no longer the case, however. More recently, Mods have taken to /tg/, intent on [[Tyranids|sucking all that is good from the board and leaving it a lifeless husk.]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[Moot]] | * [[Moot]] | ||
* [[Inquisition]] | * [[Inquisition]] | ||
Revision as of 20:41, 12 June 2011
Mods, otherwise known as Moderators, have been gifted a small modicum of power over their fellow moral. This power comes from the heart of 4chan itself, and is doled out by Moot as he sees fit. This power manifests itself as the mighty Banhammer. But in return, the Mod is entrusted with the sacred duty of eliminating certain unsavory characters from the halls of 4chan. From this newfound pedestal of power, the Mod is then free to roam about the boards as usual. However, if they catch sight of anyone acting suspicious or being a herectic, they are free to use their mighty weapon as they see fit.
Weapons of the Mods
A weapon of immeasurable power, the Banhammer is roughly the size of a Thunder Hammer, but more potent by far. Like the Grey Knights before Matthew Ward, this mighty weapon can banish the Troll back to the Warp of the internet for a modest amount of time, forbidden form returning to 4chan until the Ban Time has ended. While this charge against the accused is wholly opinion-based, the Banhammer is known for being stern, but fair.
Fall of the Mods
Mods on 4chan are exactly the same as the Imperial Inquisitors. Some are fair, fun-loving, and practice tolerance. They are just like the rest of us, only with more power. However, they are hidden by the overwhelming majority that aren't. Most of them are totally bas ackwards for coming onto any 4chan board with the idea wedged in their brains that they MUST FIGHT THE DAEMONS! Sadly these mods don't know who is good and who is bad, and on bad days just Banhammer left and right. Few people have the power to fight them, and when these Mods swarm boards, they kill them.
Nobody on /tg/ would care really, because mods never went /tg/, and for the most part it was left alone and kept itself reasonable, thanks to the Neckbeards which inhabited its halls. This is no longer the case, however. More recently, Mods have taken to /tg/, intent on sucking all that is good from the board and leaving it a lifeless husk.