Mordor

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One does not simply shit into there.

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

One does not simply rock into Mordor.

One does not simply spam into Mordor.

But two halflings and a mutant junkie halfling do simply sneak into there.

Thanks to the facsist kingdom of Gondor propaganda, the industrious worker's paradise of Mordor was attacked by the coaliton of Free people in a preventive war with the excuse the former dictator, Sauron, had a weapon of mass destruction. Even knowing the love of the orc people for the liberal system and progress (Gorgoroth's engineer school was one of the greatest institutions of the Middle Earth concerning industry and Morgul's healthcare system was the first on Ea's international ranking) the coalition used state terrorism (infiltrating two agents who instigated civil violence) and false pretexts like contamination and illegal immigration for assault the peaceful country and initiate a genocide war. Now Mordor economy is stagnated by the great amount of mutilated young adult orcs incapable of work and the great war sanctions what eradicate any income from the industry.