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Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew if you're an obnoxious marketing executive) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, weather it be war, roleplaying, or vidja. Equally popular are Cheetos. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.
Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is POWER mixed with INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Red Alert, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and GUN. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like Halo, for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming.
In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. Heretics!
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