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'''Neckbeards''' are, surprisingly enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or [[RPG|roleplayer]]. This is a primary reason why users frequenting [[/tg/]] are nicknamed "neckbeards" as well. | '''Neckbeards''' are, surprisingly enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or [[RPG|roleplayer]]. This is a primary reason why users frequenting [[/tg/]] are nicknamed "neckbeards" as well. | ||
[[Image:Neckbeard.jpg|thumb|The glorious neckbeard.]] | |||
According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of [[RAGE|nerdrage]], that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard. | According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of [[RAGE|nerdrage]], that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard. | ||
Revision as of 06:38, 2 December 2011
Neckbeards are, surprisingly enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or roleplayer. This is a primary reason why users frequenting /tg/ are nicknamed "neckbeards" as well.
According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of nerdrage, that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard.
A more plausible theory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of tears. Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness.
Banhammer40kun Is known to have a large neckbeard.