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As online games became more popular in the 90s, people began to discover that a good way to get free shit was to pretend to be female. Various idiots would give clan status, items, game currency, and other valuables to anything with a uterus in the hope that they would receive female attention. The meme evolved into a phrase to protect guildmates and friends from giving away their hard earned items to random fraudsters.
As online games became more popular in the 90s, people began to discover that a good way to get free shit was to pretend to be female. Various idiots would give clan status, items, game currency, and other valuables to anything with a uterus in the hope that they would receive female attention. The meme evolved into a phrase to protect guildmates and friends from giving away their hard earned items to random fraudsters.


===A /b/tard said this:===
===TITS or GTFO===
This form of the meme is a result of the conflict of fraudsters trying to get free shit existing during a time when larger and larger numbers of women were actually starting to use the internet. Unsure of whether a self proclaimed female was legitimate or not, people started to demand proof.


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===Final Form===
''If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification.  One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet."  This rule does not mean what you think it means.  In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever.  On the Internet, there is no chance to fuck you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist.  You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.
 
''When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention.  The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it.  You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet."  The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits.  This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
 
''In short: '''TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT'''''</div>


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Revision as of 18:15, 19 July 2014

The phrase originates from the godawful Early Days of the Internet, where it was seen as the dominion of basement-dwelling, generally male nerds. Most of these have since migrated to /tg/, so the meme fits perfectly.

Interpretations

Memes, being living breathing documents, are constantly evolving. Consequently, 'No Girls on the Internet' has generated several interpretations during its evolution.

Dawn of the internet

This view is a literal interpretation and is considered the origin of the meme. Men are generally early adopters of any technology or social structure. As a result, the early days of the internet contained an extremely small number of women.

Vidya

As online games became more popular in the 90s, people began to discover that a good way to get free shit was to pretend to be female. Various idiots would give clan status, items, game currency, and other valuables to anything with a uterus in the hope that they would receive female attention. The meme evolved into a phrase to protect guildmates and friends from giving away their hard earned items to random fraudsters.

TITS or GTFO

This form of the meme is a result of the conflict of fraudsters trying to get free shit existing during a time when larger and larger numbers of women were actually starting to use the internet. Unsure of whether a self proclaimed female was legitimate or not, people started to demand proof.

Final Form

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