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[[File:Nurgling_is_my_spirit_animal_by_maylamorro-d4hgr34.png|300px|right|thumb|"Who's a cute little plague beast? You are!" - Nurgle]]
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'''Nurglings''' are disgusting lesser daemons of [[Nurgle]] who are referred by worshipers of Nurgle with affection as 'Nurgle's little boils' and by everyone else as 'monsters', 'vile pusbags' and 'arrrrghh what the hell is that thing?!' Despite this, their models are alarmingly cute. They are born from the pustules and tumors that grow inside a Great Unclean One. Gross.
'''Nurglings''' are the lesser daemons of [[Nurgle]] who are with affection referred to as 'Nurgle's little boils' by his worshipers and as 'vile pusbags' and 'arrrrghh what the hell is that thing?!' by everyone else. Despite this, their models are alarmingly cute. They are born from the pustules and tumors that grow inside a Great Unclean One, although any stalwart follower of Nurgle is able to give birth to one of these through his own skin.


A Nurgling looks like a miniature version of Nurgle himself; a little bloated man shaped critter crawling with disease and hideous to look at, rarely reaching over a foot in height. They are spiteful, playful creatures, often demanding constant attention and picking fights with each other. The [[Great Unclean Ones]] laugh at the antics of the Nurglings and pat them with affection and shower them with gifts of scraps of meat. They do sometimes also have them as snacks though, not that this affects them, they just crawl out of some gaping wound or another. Other worshippers of Nurgle are not so forgiving of the Nurglings; the [[Plaguebearers]] see them as an awful nuisance, getting in the way and making jokes about the serious matters of life and death at hand, although they do secretly have a soft spot for them. Granted it's only soft because it's rotting, but it's soft all the same... I forgot where I was going with this...
A Nurgling looks like a miniature version of Nurgle himself: a tiddly bloated man-shaped critter, crawling with disease and difficult to look at (like all daemons). They rarely reach over a foot in height and as much in width. They are playful creatures, often demanding constant attention and frequently rough and tumble with each other. The [[Great Unclean Ones]] laugh at the antics of the Nurglings and pat them with affection and shower them with scraps of meat. There are sometimes eaten as snacks though, not that this matters much, as they simply crawl out again of some an open wound or another. Other worshipers of Nurgle are not so forgiving of the Nurglings; the [[Plaguebearers]] see them as irritating nuisance that gets in the way and makes jokes about the serious matters of life and death (although they do secretly have a soft spot for them). Granted it's only soft because it's rotten, but it's soft all the same... I forgot where I was going with this...


Individually a Nurgling isn't physically powerful; it is the diseases that infest them that are the true threat. To let them touch you is to invite potentially lethal germs to infect you. It is in numbers they are truly dangerous though; Nurglings will often swarm underfoot and they can pull down far stronger foes when they attack en masse.
Individually, a Nurgling isn't physically powerful and not a threat in itself; it is the diseases that inhabit them that are the true threat. To let them touch you is to invite lethal pathogens inside your biosphere. Their combat strength is in numbers; Nurglings will often drown much tougher enemies in endless swarms that move like rivers underfoot of advancing Nurglite armies.  


The best tactic to take on an individual Nurgle is to use a broom; against a swarm time to get out the old flamethrowers or the magic Lore of Fire.
Just like most other pets in W40k and Warhammer Fantasy, Nurglings can and will willingly perform tricks. It is highly recommended to bring a Nurgling to a karaoke night, as it's connection to the Warp and daemonic power could be used as magnifier for your voice to turn into a magnificent wail. After the success that karaoke night will obviously be, make sure that your lovely voice will not attract any lonely daemonettes.
The most lethal weapon against a Nurgling is a broom, the best tactic against a swarm is a good ol' fashion flamethrower.


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Revision as of 18:16, 2 June 2016

"Who's a cute little plague beast? You are!" - Nurgle

Nurglings are the lesser daemons of Nurgle who are with affection referred to as 'Nurgle's little boils' by his worshipers and as 'vile pusbags' and 'arrrrghh what the hell is that thing?!' by everyone else. Despite this, their models are alarmingly cute. They are born from the pustules and tumors that grow inside a Great Unclean One, although any stalwart follower of Nurgle is able to give birth to one of these through his own skin.

A Nurgling looks like a miniature version of Nurgle himself: a tiddly bloated man-shaped critter, crawling with disease and difficult to look at (like all daemons). They rarely reach over a foot in height and as much in width. They are playful creatures, often demanding constant attention and frequently rough and tumble with each other. The Great Unclean Ones laugh at the antics of the Nurglings and pat them with affection and shower them with scraps of meat. There are sometimes eaten as snacks though, not that this matters much, as they simply crawl out again of some an open wound or another. Other worshipers of Nurgle are not so forgiving of the Nurglings; the Plaguebearers see them as irritating nuisance that gets in the way and makes jokes about the serious matters of life and death (although they do secretly have a soft spot for them). Granted it's only soft because it's rotten, but it's soft all the same... I forgot where I was going with this...

Individually, a Nurgling isn't physically powerful and not a threat in itself; it is the diseases that inhabit them that are the true threat. To let them touch you is to invite lethal pathogens inside your biosphere. Their combat strength is in numbers; Nurglings will often drown much tougher enemies in endless swarms that move like rivers underfoot of advancing Nurglite armies.

Just like most other pets in W40k and Warhammer Fantasy, Nurglings can and will willingly perform tricks. It is highly recommended to bring a Nurgling to a karaoke night, as it's connection to the Warp and daemonic power could be used as magnifier for your voice to turn into a magnificent wail. After the success that karaoke night will obviously be, make sure that your lovely voice will not attract any lonely daemonettes. The most lethal weapon against a Nurgling is a broom, the best tactic against a swarm is a good ol' fashion flamethrower.