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Owlbears are some bored wizards unholy breeding a [[bear]] and an owl. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up. | Owlbears are some bored wizards unholy breeding a [[bear]] and an owl. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up. | ||
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Revision as of 21:23, 22 September 2008
Owlbears are some bored wizards unholy breeding a bear and an owl. Although they look very cute, plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. They WILL fuck your shit up.
