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[[Image:Owlbear_anonib.jpg|thumb|right|D'AWWWWW]] | [[Image:Owlbear_anonib.jpg|thumb|right|D'AWWWWW]] | ||
''"when an Owl and a bear love each other very much...""'' | |||
''"you get an Owlbear"''' | |||
An '''Owlbear''' is what you get when some bored [[wizard]] combines a [[bear]] and an owl, and they have been a staple [[Dungeons & Dragons]] monster since the first edition. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up. | An '''Owlbear''' is what you get when some bored [[wizard]] combines a [[bear]] and an owl, and they have been a staple [[Dungeons & Dragons]] monster since the first edition. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up. | ||
Not as dangerous as the fearsome Ducksnake. | Not as dangerous as the fearsome Ducksnake. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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"when an Owl and a bear love each other very much...""
"you get an Owlbear"'
An Owlbear is what you get when some bored wizard combines a bear and an owl, and they have been a staple Dungeons & Dragons monster since the first edition. Although they look very cute, plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. They WILL fuck your shit up.
Not as dangerous as the fearsome Ducksnake.
See Also
- Owlbears - the RPG
