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'''Agri-Worlds''' are planets in the [[Imperium of Man]] entirely dedicated to agriculture. A typical agri-world is mostly covered by millions of square kilometers of farmland managed by a few million farmers and a couple of spaceport cities/transportation hubs where stuff is loaded onto starships to be sent elsewhere to feed the Imperium's teeming masses. Said ships also drop off huge loads of crap (sometimes literally) to keep things fertile. Others are ocean worlds with huge fish farms or gas giants with habitable zones with balloon bases that collect airborne plankton that gets mashed into Soylens Viridens. Their [[tithes]] are paid in grain, space potatoes and head of grox, which, combined with their relatively sparse population, means that they rarely have to raise regiments for the [[Imperial Guard]]. If nothing else their residents can avoid some of the horrors of living on a hive world (Fresh air, Open landscapes, plenty to eat even if most of it gets exported). It also means they tend to be very boring places, which is why the only time they're mentioned in the fluff in most cases is when one is about to be attacked. Basically Idaho. '''IN SPHESSSS'''
'''Agri-Worlds''' are planets in the [[Imperium of Man]] entirely dedicated to agriculture. A typical agri-world is mostly covered by millions of square kilometers of farmland managed by a few million farmers and a couple of spaceport cities/transportation hubs where stuff is loaded onto starships to be sent elsewhere to feed the Imperium's teeming masses. Said ships also drop off huge loads of crap (sometimes literally) to keep things fertile. Others are ocean worlds with huge fish farms or gas giants with habitable zones with balloon bases that collect airborne plankton that gets mashed into plankton cakes. Their [[tithes]] are paid in grain, space potatoes and head of grox, which, combined with their relatively sparse population, means that they rarely have to raise regiments for the [[Imperial Guard]]. If nothing else their residents can avoid some of the horrors of living on a hive world (Fresh air, Open landscapes, plenty to eat even if most of it gets exported). It also means they tend to be very boring places, which is why the only time they're mentioned in the fluff in most cases is when one is about to be attacked. Basically Idaho. '''IN SPHESSSS'''


===Notable Agri-Worlds===
===Notable Agri-Worlds===
*'''Hagia''', known to be the birthplace of [[Saint Sabbat]].
*'''Hagia''', known to be the birthplace of [[Saint Sabbat]].
*'''Iax''', personal caterers to the [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]]. Unsurprisingly, this makes it the Agri-World that produces the BEST and MOST DELICIOUS food in the Imperium.
*'''Iax''', personal caterers to the [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]]. Unsurprisingly, this makes it the Agri-World that produces the BEST and MOST DELICIOUS food in the Imperium.

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Agri-Worlds are planets in the Imperium of Man entirely dedicated to agriculture. A typical agri-world is mostly covered by millions of square kilometers of farmland managed by a few million farmers and a couple of spaceport cities/transportation hubs where stuff is loaded onto starships to be sent elsewhere to feed the Imperium's teeming masses. Said ships also drop off huge loads of crap (sometimes literally) to keep things fertile. Others are ocean worlds with huge fish farms or gas giants with habitable zones with balloon bases that collect airborne plankton that gets mashed into Soylens Viridens. Their tithes are paid in grain, space potatoes and head of grox, which, combined with their relatively sparse population, means that they rarely have to raise regiments for the Imperial Guard. If nothing else their residents can avoid some of the horrors of living on a hive world (Fresh air, Open landscapes, plenty to eat even if most of it gets exported). It also means they tend to be very boring places, which is why the only time they're mentioned in the fluff in most cases is when one is about to be attacked. Basically Idaho. IN SPHESSSS

Notable Agri-Worlds

  • Hagia, known to be the birthplace of Saint Sabbat.
  • Iax, personal caterers to the Ultrasmurfs. Unsurprisingly, this makes it the Agri-World that produces the BEST and MOST DELICIOUS food in the Imperium.