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*A single [[heresy|heretic]] against an [[Inquisition|Inquisitor Lord]]. | *A single [[heresy|heretic]] against an [[Inquisition|Inquisitor Lord]]. | ||
*Anything within 6 inches of [[Abaddon|Abaddon the Despoiler]], <s>if only because [[Creed]] is about to drop a [[Baneblade]] on him</s>. | *Anything within 6 inches of [[Abaddon|Abaddon the Despoiler]], <s>if only because [[Creed]] is about to drop a [[Baneblade]] on him</s>. | ||
*A squad of [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsmen]] against a [[Dark Eldar]] raiding party. | *<s>A squad of [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsmen]] against a [[Dark Eldar]] raiding party.</s> This one almost certainly -does- contain sexual rape. | ||
*An [[Ork]] army facing a trio of [[Manticore Rocket Launcher]]s. | *An [[Ork]] army facing a trio of [[Manticore Rocket Launcher]]s. | ||
*A horde of [[Tyranid]] gaunts against a [[Land Raider]] Redeemer. | *A horde of [[Tyranid]] gaunts against a [[Land Raider]] Redeemer. | ||
Revision as of 00:11, 9 July 2012
Rape: performing a sexual act on a person without their consent.
More Rape
In rape, you are forced into a helpless situation, where the only reasonable course of action is to give up and just get the fuck down and pray he stops before consequences are never the same again. Getting "raped" in the non-sexual sense, is being utterly dominated by the opposition with no hope of relief.
Examples of Non-Sexual Rape In Action
- A squad of Eldar Guardians being charged by a squad of Angry Marines.
- A squad of Grots facing down a Chaos Vindicator.
- A Tau unit of any kind against a Hive Tyrant in melee combat.
- A Tau unit of any kind against anything that can move in melee combat.
- Damn near anything facing down a Dreadknight.
- A squad of Daemons facing down a Grey Knight Terminator Squad.
- A single heretic against an Inquisitor Lord.
- Anything within 6 inches of Abaddon the Despoiler,
if only because Creed is about to drop a Baneblade on him. A squad of Imperial Guardsmen against a Dark Eldar raiding party.This one almost certainly -does- contain sexual rape.- An Ork army facing a trio of Manticore Rocket Launchers.
- A horde of Tyranid gaunts against a Land Raider Redeemer.
- A Pretty Marine Dreadnought at standoff range against a trio of XV88 Battlesuits.
- A Sisters of Battle Player in 5th Edition.
- A Tau player in an independent gamers' club that does not have a Faggot Space Elf player as well.
- C'tan
- Eldar when Goto is on the prowl..
- Warhammer 40K fluff and crunch at the hands of Matt Ward.
- The Sisters of Battle at the grubby hands of Matt Ward.
- Anything at the hands of Matt Ward.
- An uppity PC against a grumpy GM.
- Tomb of Horrors
- Tomb Kings before their recent update.
- An oldschool Magic: The Gathering deck going up against any other deck sporting cards from ANY expansions in the last five years or so.
- Anything under the leadership of FAILbaddon the armless vs anything under the command of Creed.
- A troll talking to a smar/tg/uy.
- A unit of heretics being assaulted by a full unit of honour guard all equipped with relic blades.
- A table that was Made in China used by Ork, Tyranid and Guard players.
- Dark Eldar going up against Orks in Apocalypse