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*<s> 5th Ed Blood Angels </s> [[Butthurt|Not Quite....]]
*<s> 5th Ed Blood Angels </s> [[Butthurt|Not Quite....]]
*[[Dark Angels]] against [[Chaos]] Marines.
*[[Dark Angels]] against [[Chaos]] Marines.
* Just about anything being charged by Blood/Chaos knights
* Just about anything being charged by Blood/Chaos knights.
* Sly Marbo againts pretty much everything.

Revision as of 14:00, 17 May 2013

The graceful Rape in a field.

Rape: performing a sexual act on a person without their consent.

More Rape

In rape, you are forced into a helpless situation, where the only reasonable course of action is to give up and just get the fuck down and pray he she stops before consequences are never the same again. Getting "raped" in the non-sexual sense, is being utterly dominated by the opposition with no hope of relief.

Examples of Non-Sexual Rape In Action

  • Going against a Blood Angels army that fields more than 3 Death Company Dreadnoughts
  • A squad of Eldar Guardians being charged by a squad of anything.
  • A squad of Grots facing down a Chaos Vindicator.
  • A Tau unit of any kind against a Hive Tyrant in melee combat.
  • A Tau unit of any kind against anything that can move in melee combat. Even another Tau unit.
  • A Tau unit armed with pulse carbines, led by a Fireblade, within 12" of an Ethereal, within 18" of ANYTHING, hmm, 48 S5 AP5 shots are making the Greater Good look pretty good now, huh?
  • Damn near anything facing down a Dreadknight. Lets see how it will do against Angron, or a 10 man squad of Genestealers, led by a broodlord, or while I'm at it, the Swarmlord.
  • A squad of Daemons facing down a Grey Knight Terminator Squad.
  • A single heretic against an Inquisitor Lord.
  • Anything within 6 inches of Abaddon the Despoiler, if only because Creed is about to drop a Baneblade on him.
  • A squad of Imperial Guardsmen against a Dark Eldar raiding party. This one almost certainly -does- contain sexual rape.
  • An Ork army facing a trio of Manticore Rocket Launchers.
  • A horde of Tyranid gaunts against a Land Raider Redeemer.
  • A Pretty Marine Dreadnought at standoff range against a trio of XV88 Battlesuits.
  • A command Leman Russ Vanquisher with coa-xial heavy stubber, artificer hull and monster-slayer shells agnst anything without solid invuln.
  • A Sisters of Battle Player in 5th Edition.
  • C'tan Shards.
  • Eldar when Goto is on the prowl. That is most likely sexual rape
  • Warhammer 40K fluff and crunch at the hands of Matt Ward.
  • The Sisters of Battle at the grubby hands of Matt Ward.
  • Anything at the hands of Matt Ward.
  • An uppity PC against a grumpy GM.
  • Tomb of Horrors
  • Tomb Kings before their recent update.
  • An oldschool Magic: The Gathering deck going up against any other deck sporting cards from ANY expansions in the last five years or so.
  • Anything under the leadership of FAILbaddon the armless vs anything under the command of Creed.
  • A troll talking to a smar/tg/uy.
  • A unit of heretics being assaulted by a full unit of honour guard all equipped with relic blades.
  • A table that was Made in China used by Ork, Tyranid and Guard players.
  • Dark Eldar going up against Orks in Apocalypse.
  • Tyranids going up against Dark Eldar in Apocalypse.
  • Anything going up against Chaos Guard+Marines+Daemons combo in Apocalypse.
  • Angron charging anything.
  • Burna-boyz overwatching anything without terminator armor stupid enough to charge them.
  • <insertname>wing army facing a trio of Ectoplama Forgefiends or Ion Riptide battlesuits
  • Daemons vs Gey Knights
  • Chaos Space Marines vs Gey Knights
  • Anything vs Gey Knights
  • Anyone trying to outsmart - Hang on, what's that Titan doing there?
  • Anyone within charge range of a genestealer brood
  • A Carnifex charging a Chimera
  • The Swarmlord.
  • Imperator class battle titan.
  • Necron mass flyer list vs anything but Imperial Guard with 18 hydras.
  • Elysian mass flyer list vs ANYTHING.
  • When Cultists are holding your objectives
  • When Guardsmen are holding your objectives
  • When Guardsmen are charging objectives
  • When daemons of Khorne are charging anything
  • Vortex missile
  • A Hierophant Biotitan with 3++ saves and feel no pain against anything.
  • 5th Ed Blood Angels Not Quite....
  • Dark Angels against Chaos Marines.
  • Just about anything being charged by Blood/Chaos knights.
  • Sly Marbo againts pretty much everything.