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I'm very, very sure this is all there is to say about Recaf.
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[[File:Shutterstock 111999368.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Pictured: Coffee. Not Recaf you say? Well hold the fucking phone, they're the same thing entirely. Sorry to break it to you. It's the truth. Just imagine some [[Tube|tubes]] or some shit sticking out of the cup or something. Not straws, but servitor parts or something. Why the hell would you put straws in coffee anyway? You would burn your mouth (because the heat will be trapped in the straw instead of being released with vapor into the atmosphere). Unless it's ice coffee. Fuck, it's just coffee, okay!]]
[[File:Shutterstock 111999368.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Pictured: Coffee. Not Recaf you say? Well hold the fucking phone, they're the same thing entirely. Sorry to break it to you. It's the truth. Just imagine some [[Tube|tubes]] or some shit sticking out of the cup or something. Not straws, but servitor parts or something. Why the hell would you put straws in coffee anyway? You would burn your mouth (because the heat will be trapped in the straw instead of being released with vapor into the atmosphere). Unless it's ice coffee. Fuck, it's just coffee, okay!]]



Revision as of 09:48, 26 April 2015

Pictured: Coffee. Not Recaf you say? Well hold the fucking phone, they're the same thing entirely. Sorry to break it to you. It's the truth. Just imagine some tubes or some shit sticking out of the cup or something. Not straws, but servitor parts or something. Why the hell would you put straws in coffee anyway? You would burn your mouth (because the heat will be trapped in the straw instead of being released with vapor into the atmosphere). Unless it's ice coffee. Fuck, it's just coffee, okay!

It's fucking coffee. Why are you even on this page? Did you expect it to be something else? A hot cup of recaf. Coffee. WARHAMMER 40k coffee. Thanks for visiting this page. Good job wasting time. Someone put a picture of a cup of coffee.

Here, have your goddamn picture of a cup of coffee. The first one to pop on Google, no less. Yeah, I spend time fetching this shit.

Mentions of Recaf in canon

Ciaphas Cain

Caves of Ice

  1. Chapter 2
  2. In Chapter 8, Hail's skin is described as "very dark, almost the colour of recaf"
  3. Chapter 12