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[[File:Ripperjack.PNG|300px|right|thumb|H.R.Gieger's wet dream.]] | |||
{{Topquote|That...That's a pussy!?|Everyone's reaction when this model was first released.}} | |||
Ripperjacks are <s>[[Original character, do not steal|blatant Facehugger ripoffs]]</s> [[/d/|giant flying ''vaginas'' with teeth]] that looks like it came out from the deprave, sweaty lust of a [[Slaanesh|Slaaneshi worshipper in GeeDubs' art department.]] Seriously, look at the damn thing. What the fuck was GW thinking!? | |||
==Overview== | |||
Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures. | |||
Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons. | |||
[[ | The newer 'jumping cunt' subspecies shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is much bigger, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. Unless you want to turn into a eunuch.]] | ||
==Crunch== | |||
On Necromunda, these [[NSFW|quivering weaponised clitoris]] are your quintessential assault jump units. Ripperjacks have the gift of '''Flight''', and can also smother their targets with an '''Enveloping Attack'''. All that time spent living with Ripperjacks has taught their Beastmasters a thing or two, and they get the '''Catfall''' skill to keep up with their leathery pals. There is also nothing more [[troll|gratifying]] than seeing the look of your opponent's face when his leader gets killed by a [[Fail|giant flying pussy.]] | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
Image: Alternate_Ripperjack.jpg | |||
Image: Ripperjacks.jpg|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina. | |||
Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png|No. You really shouldn't. | |||
</gallery> | |||
[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]] | [[Category: Warhammer 40,000]] | ||
[[Category: Necromunda]] | [[Category: Necromunda]] | ||
[[Category: Megafauna]] | |||
Revision as of 09:23, 13 January 2023
"That...That's a pussy!?"
- – Everyone's reaction when this model was first released.
Ripperjacks are blatant Facehugger ripoffs giant flying vaginas with teeth that looks like it came out from the deprave, sweaty lust of a Slaaneshi worshipper in GeeDubs' art department. Seriously, look at the damn thing. What the fuck was GW thinking!?
Overview
Creatures native to Necromunda said to resemble a cross between a bat and a piranha, although you must be either blind or as impotent as a Space Marine to see any resemblance to either creatures.
Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons.
The newer 'jumping cunt' subspecies shown accompanying the Outland Beastmaster is much bigger, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, do NOT put your dick into that. Unless you want to turn into a eunuch.
Crunch
On Necromunda, these quivering weaponised clitoris are your quintessential assault jump units. Ripperjacks have the gift of Flight, and can also smother their targets with an Enveloping Attack. All that time spent living with Ripperjacks has taught their Beastmasters a thing or two, and they get the Catfall skill to keep up with their leathery pals. There is also nothing more gratifying than seeing the look of your opponent's face when his leader gets killed by a giant flying pussy.
Gallery
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Fig 1. A Daemonette's vagina. -
No. You really shouldn't.
