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Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures. | Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures. | ||
The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>. | |||
The newer 'jumping cunt' | |||
==Crunch== | ==Crunch== | ||
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Image: Ripperjacks.jpg|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina. | Image: Ripperjacks.jpg|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina. | ||
Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png|No. You really shouldn't. | Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png|No. You really shouldn't. | ||
Revision as of 02:06, 18 February 2023
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"That...That's a pussy!?"
- – Everyone's reaction when this model was first released.
Ripperjacks are blatant Facehugger ripoffs giant flying vaginas with teeth that looks like it came out from the deprave, sweaty lust of a Slaaneshi worshipper in GeeDubs' art department. Seriously, look at the damn thing. What the fuck was GW thinking!?
Overview
Creatures native to Necromunda said to resemble a cross between a bat and a piranha, although you must be either blind or as impotent as a Space Marine to see any resemblance to either creatures.
The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the Outland Beastmaster is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, do NOT put your dick into that. Unless you want to turn into a eunuch. Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter.
Crunch
On Necromunda, these quivering weaponised clitoris are your quintessential assault jump units. Ripperjacks have the gift of Flight, and can also smother their targets with an Enveloping Attack. All that time spent living with Ripperjacks has taught their Beastmasters a thing or two, and they get the Catfall skill to keep up with their leathery pals. There is also nothing more gratifying than seeing the look of your opponent's face when his leader gets killed by a giant flying pussy.
Gallery
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Fig 1. A Daemonette's vagina. -
No. You really shouldn't.
