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Then read the upper text again. Well, here's some additional crap: | Then read the upper text again. Well, here's some additional crap: | ||
The fact is, Rubric Marines are still capable of following orders! That's right, they can follow orders! But, only if it comes from an Sorcerer, that is. And, it's the same thing with the tabletop: You've got to have a live sorcerer with them, or they're screwed. And also, they're also screwed in close combat, and do you know why? THEY HAVE ->ONLY<- their [[Bolter|Bolters!]] That's right! They have no chance in close combat, but in range? They're killers. | The fact is, Rubric Marines are still capable of following orders! That's right, they can follow orders! But, only if it comes from an Sorcerer, that is. And, it's the same thing with the tabletop: You've got to have a live sorcerer with them, or they're screwed. And also, they're also screwed in close combat, and do you know why? THEY HAVE ->ONLY<- their [[Bolter|Bolters!]] That's right! They have no chance in close combat, but in range? They're killers. | ||
While being hilariously expensive, while being pretty useful, and with the Mark, they're even MORE expensive. But, they do have 2 Wounds, so yeah. | While being hilariously expensive, while being pretty useful, and with the Mark, they're even MORE expensive. But, they do have 2 Wounds, and re also fearless, so yeah. | ||
It's ironic, as the fluff states, they were turned from a legion of scholars and book lovers, into mindless, walking power armors that can't even think! [[Just as planned]] | It's ironic, as the fluff states, they were turned from a legion of scholars and book lovers, into mindless, walking power armors that can't even think! [[Just as planned]] | ||
[[Category:Space Marines]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Chaos]] | [[Category:Space Marines]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Chaos]] | ||
Revision as of 22:17, 1 August 2012
Seriously, no one? NO one had made a page about the Rubric Marines?? *Sigh* Guess I need to do this myself now, ehem.
Alright, the Rubric Marines. What are they now? Well, they once we're normal pansy marines of the Thousand Sons, who suffered from horrifying, mutations caused by the fact that they we're now pawns for The guy who gets all the lulz.
So, they were pretty much screwed, and then a Gay Sorcerer, called Ahzek Ahriman, cast a mighty spell (Epic moment) called Rubric of Ahriman! This spell however, was pretty fucked up, or it just went wrong somehow.
What exactly happened, you ask? The entire Legion, expect for their badass Primarch and Sorcerers, and everyone who wasn't a Psyker, were turned into walking husks, their bodies turned into ash, and their souls bound on their armor, they became silent, walking killing machines, who aren't Necrons!, now look at that.
Oh, and the guys who were psykers, got their power levels maxed to 9000, and pretty much didn't suffer a thing, those Gay bastards.
I didn't get it
Then read the upper text again. Well, here's some additional crap:
The fact is, Rubric Marines are still capable of following orders! That's right, they can follow orders! But, only if it comes from an Sorcerer, that is. And, it's the same thing with the tabletop: You've got to have a live sorcerer with them, or they're screwed. And also, they're also screwed in close combat, and do you know why? THEY HAVE ->ONLY<- their Bolters! That's right! They have no chance in close combat, but in range? They're killers.
While being hilariously expensive, while being pretty useful, and with the Mark, they're even MORE expensive. But, they do have 2 Wounds, and re also fearless, so yeah.
It's ironic, as the fluff states, they were turned from a legion of scholars and book lovers, into mindless, walking power armors that can't even think! Just as planned