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Named characters: The Clan: Scraplootas War Boss: Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik Big Mek (and Blue's mentor): Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz Titan pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: Boris

And then, there's Blue (Da Blue Grot), obviously, and Mr Squig, her little drone.

Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage.

>SEND FORTH YOUR ANGELS OF DEATH, GOD-EMPEROR, FOR I AM AN ENJUN OF DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT, ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO ASH BY MY DAKKA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM - no, get away from dat you lousy git! Dis is my speaky stick, not yers! Get back ta werk afore I krump ya hard ya worthless grot! - AS I WAS SAYIN, I AM BORIS DA TITAN! WAAAAAAGH

>Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE?

>Freelooterz

COLOR

>Yellow

Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY

>Warboss/Kaptin

GORK or MORK?

>Gork

WUT E DID WUZ

>Krumped loads o' spikey pointy 'eads (Dark Eldar)

HOW MANY BOYZ WE GOT LEFT?

>Not much

We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans?

>Grots

See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!

>Da pointy-hed pansyboyz

See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em.

>Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz

Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? WELL? WOT IZ IT DEN?!

>One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans

WE AVENGED OUR BOYZ WHO GOT KRUMPED BY DAT SPIKY 'UMIE TITAN!

Wot did we do wit it?

>We made it orkier!

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 >Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
-rolled 10 = 10
+----
->>20116203
+WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE?
-WE AVENGED OUR BOYZ WHO GOT KRUMPED BY DAT SPIKY 'UMIE TITAN!
-Wot did we do wit it?
--3 Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
--5 It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
--8 Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
--10 We made it orkier!
-rolled 57 = 57
+>Freelooterz
->>20116155
+COLOR
-Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? WELL? WOT IZ IT DEN?!
--50 Not much
--55 One of dem humie titans
--60 One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
--65 One o' dem pansyboyz' Battle Titans
--70 One o' dem emoboyz' Pain Enjuns
--75 One o' dem tyr-oo-nid big squigz
--80 One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big black killy pyramids
--85 Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)
--99 A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?
-A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?
-rolled 33, 85 = 118
+>Yellow
->>20116155
+Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY
-SEEZ? WEEZ ALL SNEAKY LIKE
-See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)
+>Warboss/Kaptin
--25 Ovva Orks
--50 Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
--70 Dem 'nid squigs
--85 Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
--90 Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
--95 Da puny but shooty blueboyz
--95 Da ded killy skullboyz
--100 I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
-See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
+GORK or MORK?
--25 Ovva Orks
--50 Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
--70 Dem 'nid squigs
--85 Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
--90 Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
--95 Da puny but shooty blueboyz
--95 Da ded killy skullboyz
--100 I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
-rolled 9 = 9
+>Gork
->>20116128
+WUT E DID WUZ
-We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? ROLLIN
--5 Boyz
-Dokz
-Weirdboyz
-Mekboyz
-Kommadoz
-Grots, so many grots
-rolled 1 = 1
+>Krumped loads o' spikey pointy 'eads (Dark Eldar)
->>20116105
-OI! WHO SED YOU COULD DO DIS, YA' GROT?!
 HOW MANY BOYZ WE GOT LEFT?
-Not much
--4 Bunch, but we need more.
--9 Enough
-LOADS.
-rolled 81 = 81
+>Not much
+We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans?
->>20116091
+>Grots
-WUT E DID WUZ;
--25 Krumped loads o' 'umies
--50 Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
--70 Konkered otha puny-er Orks
--85 Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)
--90 E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.
--95 Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
--100 Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
-rolled 3 = 3
+See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!
->>20116068
+>Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
-YELLOW
-NEXT
-I'm skipping the what do we do next. We do what we want.
-Gork or Mork?
--3 Gork
--6 Mork
--9 Both
-We don't care.
-rolled 4 = 4
+See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em.
->>20116068
+>Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
-Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY
--5 Warboss/Kaptin
--7 Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)
--9 Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
-Grot/Digga ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
-rolled 75 = 75
+Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? WELL? WOT IZ IT DEN?!
->>20116038
+>One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
-Freelooterz, huh? Alright next question.
-PICKING A COLOR
--20 Red
--50 Green
--65 Black
--80 Yellow
--95 Purple
--99 Blue
-ROLL TWICE
-rolled 10 = 10
+WE AVENGED OUR BOYZ WHO GOT KRUMPED BY DAT SPIKY 'UMIE TITAN!
+Wot did we do wit it?
->>20116013
+>We made it orkier!
-Let's get started! WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE?
--6 Proper Clan
--10 Freelooterz

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