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War Boss: Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik | War Boss: Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik | ||
Big Mek (and Blue's mentor): Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz | Big Mek (and Blue's mentor): Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz | ||
Titan pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: Boris | Titan pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: Boris | ||
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Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage. | Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage. | ||
WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE? | WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE? | ||
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>We made it orkier! | >We made it orkier! | ||
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Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage. | |||
>SEND FORTH YOUR ANGELS OF DEATH, GOD-EMPEROR, FOR I AM AN ENJUN OF DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT, ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO ASH BY MY DAKKA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM - no, get away from dat you lousy git! Dis is my speaky stick, not yers! Get back ta werk afore I krump ya hard ya worthless grot! - AS I WAS SAYIN, I AM BORIS DA TITAN! WAAAAAAGH | |||
>Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! | |||
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Revision as of 19:32, 31 July 2012
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Named characters:
The Clan: Scraplootas
War Boss: Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik
Big Mek (and Blue's mentor): Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz
Titan pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: Boris
And then, there's Blue (Da Blue Grot), obviously, and Mr Squig, her little drone.
Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage.
WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE?
>Freelooterz
COLOR
>Yellow
Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY
>Warboss/Kaptin
GORK or MORK?
>Gork
WUT E DID WUZ
>Krumped loads o' spikey pointy 'eads (Dark Eldar)
HOW MANY BOYZ WE GOT LEFT?
>Not much
We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans?
>Grots
See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!
>Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em.
>Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? WELL? WOT IZ IT DEN?!
>One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
WE AVENGED OUR BOYZ WHO GOT KRUMPED BY DAT SPIKY 'UMIE TITAN!
Wot did we do wit it?
>We made it orkier!
Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage.
>SEND FORTH YOUR ANGELS OF DEATH, GOD-EMPEROR, FOR I AM AN ENJUN OF DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT, ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO ASH BY MY DAKKA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM - no, get away from dat you lousy git! Dis is my speaky stick, not yers! Get back ta werk afore I krump ya hard ya worthless grot! - AS I WAS SAYIN, I AM BORIS DA TITAN! WAAAAAAGH
>Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!