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{{delete|sharks aren't /tg/ related, nor are they prominent in any major setting, nor are they relevant to sci-fi/fantasy in general.}}
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It is theorised that the Angry Marines are looking at how to put sharks onto their Power feet in order to add snap to the ball kicking. Should this happen the faggot Traitor Marines better tun back into their hole before they get a shark shoved up their ass by a yellow power ranger of anger.
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|'''I'M A SHAAAARK'''
|'''I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK'''
|'''SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK'''
|'''I'M A SHAAAARK'''  
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Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]].
 
If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.
 
;Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons
Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically [[awesome|anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows]] (see also below).
 
;Sharks in Warhammer 40K
[[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago.  If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump.
 
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Image:Shark.jpg
File:THREEHEADEDMONSTROSITY.jpg
Image:JAWSOME.jpg
Image:Shark_(2).JPG
Image:Shark_(3).jpg
Image:Shark_(4).JPG
Image:Shark_(5).JPG
Image:Shark_(6).JPG
Image:Shark_(7).jpg
Image:SharkTale2.jpg
Image:Shark_(8).jpg
Image:Shark_(9).png
Image:Nommy_shark.jpg
Image:Sharkhead.jpg
Image:Shark_(10).jpg
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Revision as of 02:38, 1 August 2017

I'M A SHAAAARK I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK I'M A SHAAAARK

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).

Sharks in Warhammer 40K

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.

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