Side Effects of Worshipping Slaanesh: Difference between revisions
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1. Growing dicks for eyes | 1. Growing dicks for eyes | ||
2. | 2. Growing eyes for your dick | ||
3. Becoming a [[Chaos Spawn|Low-Budget-Hentai]] | 3. Becoming a [[Chaos Spawn|Low-Budget-Hentai]] | ||
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5. Becoming a colossal perv | 5. Becoming a colossal perv | ||
6. | 6. Becoming more charismatic and popular | ||
7. | 7. Gaining purple anime hair | ||
8. Your | 8. Your tongue becoming a tentacle | ||
9. Said tentacle growing a tongue | 9. Said tentacle growing a tongue | ||
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10.[[Chaos Spawn|Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end]] | 10.[[Chaos Spawn|Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end]] | ||
11. Gaining the | 11. Gaining the sex drive of a rabbit | ||
12. | 12. Losing your sex drive and hating everything except the songs "Black Tears" by Heaven Shall Burn, "Die Motherfucker Die" by Suicide Commando, or literally anything by Rave the Reqviem | ||
13. [[FATAL|Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth]] | 13. [[FATAL|Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth]] | ||
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18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch | 18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch | ||
19. Becoming an | 19. Becoming an Ugly Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch | ||
20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis | 20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis | ||
21. [[Fulgrim|Getting | 21. [[Fulgrim|Getting turned into a Painting]] | ||
22. [[Noise Marines|Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit]] | 22. [[Noise Marines|Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit]] | ||
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25. Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon | 25. Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon | ||
26. Having | 26. Having your gender reversed | ||
27. Gaining | 27. Gaining the power of penis fingers | ||
28. Sudden urge to paint | 28. Sudden urge to paint | ||
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30. The inability to [[THIN YOUR PAINTS]] | 30. The inability to [[THIN YOUR PAINTS]] | ||
31. Sudden urge to | 31. Sudden urge to play [[FATAL]] | ||
32. A lot | 32. A lot | ||
33. A very unhealthy amount of it | 33. A very unhealthy amount of it | ||
34. Having your gender reversed | 34. Having your gender reversed (again) | ||
35. Listening to Screamo death metal | 35. Listening to Screamo death metal | ||
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36. Melting people's faces with said death metal | 36. Melting people's faces with said death metal | ||
37. | 37. Your rape face becoming your normal face | ||
38. Growing tit (not tits, but "tit") | 38. Growing tit (not tits, but "tit") | ||
39. [[Noise Marine|Never Orgasming again, until you decapitate a nun with a gun]] | 39. [[Noise Marine|Never Orgasming again, until you decapitate a nun with a gun]] | ||
40. Dying to death (again) | |||
Revision as of 13:47, 22 August 2018
Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like ""REALLY WEIRD SHIT"". He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE honsou. Because of the weird things Slaanesh is into, worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to:
1. Growing dicks for eyes
2. Growing eyes for your dick
3. Becoming a Low-Budget-Hentai
4. Dying to death
5. Becoming a colossal perv
6. Becoming more charismatic and popular
7. Gaining purple anime hair
8. Your tongue becoming a tentacle
9. Said tentacle growing a tongue
10.Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end
11. Gaining the sex drive of a rabbit
12. Losing your sex drive and hating everything except the songs "Black Tears" by Heaven Shall Burn, "Die Motherfucker Die" by Suicide Commando, or literally anything by Rave the Reqviem
13. Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth
14. Dying to death
15. Liking Matt Ward's Codex Ultramarines
16. Becoming That Guy
17. Becoming This Guy
18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch
19. Becoming an Ugly Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch
20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis
21. Getting turned into a Painting
22. Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit
23. Getting all the bitches
24. Getting no bitches
25. Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon
26. Having your gender reversed
27. Gaining the power of penis fingers
28. Sudden urge to paint
29. Becoming a fat fuck
30. The inability to THIN YOUR PAINTS
31. Sudden urge to play FATAL
32. A lot
33. A very unhealthy amount of it
34. Having your gender reversed (again)
35. Listening to Screamo death metal
36. Melting people's faces with said death metal
37. Your rape face becoming your normal face
38. Growing tit (not tits, but "tit")
39. Never Orgasming again, until you decapitate a nun with a gun
40. Dying to death (again)