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[[Image:Sister of D'awwwww.jpg|thumb|right|They aren't actually this cute.]]'''Sisters of Battle''' are essentially [[Warhammer 40k]]'s female equivalent of [[Space Marines]], and are warriors devoted to the [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|Emprah]]. Although they lack the genetic modification of their beefier brethren, they also wear [[pauldrons|power armour]] and are armed mainly with the eponymous [[Bolter]]. The Sisters of Battle are also known as the "Daughters of the Emperor", and officially as the "Adepta Sororitas". They are more colloquially known by players as "Bolter-bitches" or "Nuns with guns".
[[Image:Sister of D'awwwww.jpg|thumb|right|They aren't actually this cute.]]'''Sisters of Battle''' are essentially [[Warhammer 40k]]'s female equivalent of [[Space Marines]], and are warriors devoted to the [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|Emprah]]. Although they lack the genetic modification of their beefier brethren, they also wear [[pauldrons|power armour]] and are armed mainly with the eponymous [[Bolter]]. The Sisters of Battle are also known as the "Daughters of the Emperor", and officially as the "Adepta Sororitas". They are more colloquially known by players as "Bolter-bitches" or "Nuns with guns".


The Sisters of Battle are part of the Ecclesiarchy, the religious arm of Imperial government, and often work closely with the Inquisition. They have somewhat of an obsession with the purifying effects of flame, and generally choose equipment that allows them to cover their enemies with as much holy promethium as possible. This philosophy is most obviously exemplified by the Immolator tank, essentially a modified [[METAL BOXES|Rhino]] with giant flamethrowers stuck on it.  It is thought by some that long ago the Sisters of Battle were strongly influenced by St. Ralph the Unmovable, a preacher for The Cult of the Leprechuan Who Tells Us To Burn Things (usually shortened to "The Cult of the Leprechuan" around the uninitiated so as to not unnecessarily upset them).
The Sisters of Battle are part of the Ecclesiarchy, the religious arm of Imperial government, and often work closely with the Inquisition. They have somewhat of an obsession with the purifying effects of flame, and generally choose equipment that allows them to cover their enemies with as much holy promethium as possible. This philosophy is most obviously exemplified by the Immolator tank, essentially a modified [[METAL BOXES|Rhino]] with giant flamethrowers stuck on it.


The Sisters may or may not be giant paedophiles. They also may or may not be flaming lesbians (''Insert Rimshot Here'').
The Sisters may or may not be giant paedophiles. They also may or may not be flaming lesbians (''Insert Rimshot Here'').
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:Sororit as planned.jpg|Uh oh.  The Leprechuan is telling her things. Things like, "You know they really should be on fire. They really need to be on fire! You want them to be fire!! Don't you?!!! Why aren't they on fire yet?!!!!"
Image:Sororit as planned.jpg|Uh oh.  The Leprechuan is telling her things.
Image:Canoness femdom.jpg|Much is written of the Sisters' leaders' maternal and loving treatment of their probationer sisters.  Fequently Canonnesses and Sister Superiors alike take time away from demanding regular duties to act as Dominatrices (that being what the sisters who conduct this revered duty are called) for novice initiates, and repentant sisters alike.
Image:Canoness femdom.jpg|Much is written of the Sisters' leaders' maternal and loving treatment of their probationer sisters.
Image:Sororitas strawberries.jpg|Contrary to some, the Sororitas are '''not''' big dyke lesbians.  They're not.  This slander has been spread by small... um... who... Emperor, that's so hot.
Image:Sororitas strawberries.jpg|Contrary to popular belief, the Sororitas are '''not''' big dyke lesbians.  They're not.  This slander has been spread by small... um... who...''Emperor'', that's hot.
Image:Pedo Sisters.jpg|The frequency of cases of heresy and madness within the ranks of the Sororitas is little different from the Guard. However, given their constant exposure to the worst and most subversive forces arrayed against the Imperium, it speaks to their iron wills that they're not all deserting to abduct and molest little boys.
Image:Sororitas.png
Image:Sororitas.png
Image:Pedo Sisters.jpg|The frequency of cases of heresy and madness within the ranks of the Sororitas is little different from the I.G. However, given their constant exposure to the worst and most subversive forces arrayed against the Imperium it speaks to their iron wills that they're not all deserting to abduct and molest small boys.
Image:Repentia_1.jpg|Sisters Repentia are supposed to repent.
Image:Repentia_1.jpg|Sisters Repentia are supposed to repent.
Image:Repentia_2.jpg|Not that they are fanatical about it.
Image:Repentia_2.jpg|Not that they are fanatical about it.
Image:1228252747952.jpg|Cum my sisters!
Image:1228252747952.jpg|Cum my sisters!
Image:1228253984074.jpg|OMNOMNOMNOM OR She said '''I''' was her one and only. OR That's what happens when you don't wear your respirator equipped helmet on the hallucinogenic gas saturated battlefield.
Image:1228253984074.jpg|OMNOMNOMNOM
Image:1230052783344.png|Awesome Canoness
Image:1230052783344.png|Awesome Cannoness is [[awesome]].
Image:1230051355300.gif|Genestealer transformation.  Or, this is what happens when you don't burn things enough.
Image:1230051355300.gif|GENESTEALERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Image:Peachsororitas.jpg|what is this I dont even
Image:Peachsororitas.jpg|What is this I dont even
 
Image:1232217288173.jpg|
Image:B0018254_4897156440df9.jpg|
Image:1233114472588.png|
</gallery>
</gallery>


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Revision as of 01:21, 7 February 2009

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They aren't actually this cute.

Sisters of Battle are essentially Warhammer 40k's female equivalent of Space Marines, and are warriors devoted to the Emprah. Although they lack the genetic modification of their beefier brethren, they also wear power armour and are armed mainly with the eponymous Bolter. The Sisters of Battle are also known as the "Daughters of the Emperor", and officially as the "Adepta Sororitas". They are more colloquially known by players as "Bolter-bitches" or "Nuns with guns".

The Sisters of Battle are part of the Ecclesiarchy, the religious arm of Imperial government, and often work closely with the Inquisition. They have somewhat of an obsession with the purifying effects of flame, and generally choose equipment that allows them to cover their enemies with as much holy promethium as possible. This philosophy is most obviously exemplified by the Immolator tank, essentially a modified Rhino with giant flamethrowers stuck on it.

The Sisters may or may not be giant paedophiles. They also may or may not be flaming lesbians (Insert Rimshot Here).

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Gallery

  • Uh oh. The Leprechuan is telling her things.
    Uh oh. The Leprechuan is telling her things.
  • Much is written of the Sisters' leaders' maternal and loving treatment of their probationer sisters.
    Much is written of the Sisters' leaders' maternal and loving treatment of their probationer sisters.
  • Contrary to popular belief, the Sororitas are not big dyke lesbians. They're not. This slander has been spread by small... um... who...Emperor, that's hot.
    Contrary to popular belief, the Sororitas are not big dyke lesbians. They're not. This slander has been spread by small... um... who...Emperor, that's hot.
  • The frequency of cases of heresy and madness within the ranks of the Sororitas is little different from the Guard. However, given their constant exposure to the worst and most subversive forces arrayed against the Imperium, it speaks to their iron wills that they're not all deserting to abduct and molest little boys.
    The frequency of cases of heresy and madness within the ranks of the Sororitas is little different from the Guard. However, given their constant exposure to the worst and most subversive forces arrayed against the Imperium, it speaks to their iron wills that they're not all deserting to abduct and molest little boys.
  • Sisters Repentia are supposed to repent.
    Sisters Repentia are supposed to repent.
  • Not that they are fanatical about it.
    Not that they are fanatical about it.
  • Cum my sisters!
    Cum my sisters!
  • OMNOMNOMNOM
    OMNOMNOMNOM
  • Awesome Cannoness is awesome.
    Awesome Cannoness is awesome.
  • GENESTEALERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
    GENESTEALERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
  • What is this I dont even
    What is this I dont even
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