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Since then, Slambo has come to replace any [[Chaos]] character with displeasing lore. If [[Archaon]] is unsatisfactory, Slambo is the Everchosen with Archaon being some past failed twat nobody cares to remember. Those who dislike [[Be'lakor]] (the many that is) consider Slambo the first Daemon Prince, the master of [[Chaos Undivided]]. If a player wants an extra special Chaos Champion, Slambo is of course eligible. Those who feel [[Khorne]], [[Tzeentch]], [[Slaanesh]], [[Nurgle]], even [[Horned Rat]] to be boring little shits consider Slambo the true master of their branch of Chaos. When [[Age of Slam]] was first concieved, Slambo was the replacement for [[Blood Bowl|Jim and Bob]] as commentator. | Since then, Slambo has come to replace any [[Chaos]] character with displeasing lore. If [[Archaon]] is unsatisfactory, Slambo is the Everchosen with Archaon being some past failed twat nobody cares to remember. Those who dislike [[Be'lakor]] (the many that is) consider Slambo the first Daemon Prince, the master of [[Chaos Undivided]]. If a player wants an extra special Chaos Champion, Slambo is of course eligible. Those who feel [[Khorne]], [[Tzeentch]], [[Slaanesh]], [[Nurgle]], even [[Horned Rat]] to be boring little shits consider Slambo the true master of their branch of Chaos. When [[Age of Slam]] was first concieved, Slambo was the replacement for [[Blood Bowl|Jim and Bob]] as commentator. | ||
BREAKING NEWS: Slambo is back! (In resin...but still.) Now, he has shiny green armor, and rules in AoS. He can even throw his axes. | BREAKING NEWS: Slambo is back! (In resin...but still.) Now, he has shiny green armor, and rules in AoS. He can even throw his axes. (The only down side is, he can't take a Mark, which really would have been useful.) | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 23:43, 18 February 2017
Slambo, AKA Slambo the Everchosen AKA Slambo the First True Prince of Chaos AKA Slambo the Everchampion AKA Slambo, Age of Slam Commentaror AKA Slambo, Chaos God of (desired portfolio) is a Warhammer Fantasy meme character.
The Legend
Originally a Warriors of Chaos Mortals miniature dating back to 4th(?) edition. Older Games Workshop ads for models named some individuals despite the fact none would ever recieve lore.
During 2014, while /tg/ raged and lamented the changes in End Times, an anon decided to cheer the mass of Fantasy fans up by posting old White Dwarf promos in a nostalgiabomb (or a lesson for newer players). One in particular model, dubbed Slambo, caught the attention of the thread.
Slambo is heavily armored like most Warriors, although his faux-viking helmet horns meet to form a halo like a medieval painting of a saint or king, while he is armed with two huge battleaxes. It was love at first sight for many.
Since then, Slambo has come to replace any Chaos character with displeasing lore. If Archaon is unsatisfactory, Slambo is the Everchosen with Archaon being some past failed twat nobody cares to remember. Those who dislike Be'lakor (the many that is) consider Slambo the first Daemon Prince, the master of Chaos Undivided. If a player wants an extra special Chaos Champion, Slambo is of course eligible. Those who feel Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle, even Horned Rat to be boring little shits consider Slambo the true master of their branch of Chaos. When Age of Slam was first concieved, Slambo was the replacement for Jim and Bob as commentator.
BREAKING NEWS: Slambo is back! (In resin...but still.) Now, he has shiny green armor, and rules in AoS. He can even throw his axes. (The only down side is, he can't take a Mark, which really would have been useful.)
Gallery
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He's back baby! And his new model is awesome (ogre-sized for some reason, but still awesome).
