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==Introduction==
==Introduction==
Solkan AKA Solkan the [[Avenger]] is the warrior god of [[Meme|THE LAW!]] and thus would be [[Khorne]]'s polar opposite. He is essentially '''THE''' Chaos God of '''LAW''' and '''ORDER''' and due to this, [[Witch Hunters]] primarily worship him and he empowers them in turn against the [[Chaos Gods]] of... Chaos. If he was in [[Warhammer 40,000]] then his worshipers would most definitely be the [[Adeptus Arbites]] and his patron saint would be [[Judge Dredd]]. He would most likely spend his time bonking the heads of the other gods with a giant book of Justice, just visualizing this creates much lulz around here.
Solkan AKA Solkan the [[Avenger]] is the warrior god of [[Meme|THE LAW!]] and thus would be [[Khorne]]'s polar opposite. He is essentially '''THE''' Chaos God of '''LAW''' and '''ORDER''' and due to this, [[Witch Hunters]] primarily worship him and he empowers them in turn against the [[Chaos Gods]] of... Chaos. Despite being one of the more popular Chaos Gods of Order, he oddly appears to have less screen time than [[Arianka]], but then again what can you do when faced with competing against a [[Neckbeards]] potential waifu and her legion of fanboys.
 
If you can tell by his name, Solkan is the master of vengeance, an angry god who inflicts the retribution of the Gods of Law on those who offend them. This kind of makes Solkan a thin skinned prick who often gets easily duped into [[Rage|RAEG]] by either [[Tzeentch]] or the [[Horned Rat]]. His followers are held in general fear and mistrust by the bulk of Old Worlders, who find the absolutism and bigotry associated with his worship uncomfortable.
 
If he was in [[Warhammer 40,000]] then his worshipers would most definitely be the [[Adeptus Arbites]] and his patron saint would be [[Judge Dredd]]. He would most likely spend his time bonking the heads of the other gods with a giant book of Justice, just visualizing this creates much lulz around here.


See Also: [[Saint Cuthbert]].
See Also: [[Saint Cuthbert]].


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Revision as of 05:51, 11 September 2016

What Solkan might look like, a horse riding knight of JUSTICE!

I AM THE LAW! - Solkan uttering one of the most overused catchphrases

Introduction

Solkan AKA Solkan the Avenger is the warrior god of THE LAW! and thus would be Khorne's polar opposite. He is essentially THE Chaos God of LAW and ORDER and due to this, Witch Hunters primarily worship him and he empowers them in turn against the Chaos Gods of... Chaos. Despite being one of the more popular Chaos Gods of Order, he oddly appears to have less screen time than Arianka, but then again what can you do when faced with competing against a Neckbeards potential waifu and her legion of fanboys.

If you can tell by his name, Solkan is the master of vengeance, an angry god who inflicts the retribution of the Gods of Law on those who offend them. This kind of makes Solkan a thin skinned prick who often gets easily duped into RAEG by either Tzeentch or the Horned Rat. His followers are held in general fear and mistrust by the bulk of Old Worlders, who find the absolutism and bigotry associated with his worship uncomfortable.

If he was in Warhammer 40,000 then his worshipers would most definitely be the Adeptus Arbites and his patron saint would be Judge Dredd. He would most likely spend his time bonking the heads of the other gods with a giant book of Justice, just visualizing this creates much lulz around here.

See Also: Saint Cuthbert.

The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy
Four Main Chaos Gods: Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch
Other Gods of Chaos: Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle
Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin
Chaos Gods of Law: Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger