Squat Crusade: The Musical

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The long-awaited sequel to the incredibly successful Deffwotch.

In Squat Crusade: The Musical, the players are some of the last Squats in the galaxy, having narrowly escaped the destruction of the Homeworlds. Their objective is to rebuild their race (because 6e says it's okay), but they must deal with a hostile galaxy, enemies who would see them burn, and their own ineptitude.

Watch out for this picture. It signals a Squat Crusade: The Musical thread.

Episodes

• First thread - Vae Vectis
• Second thread - A Fistful of Dollars
• Third thread - Cities of Gold
• Fourth thread - That Which Seeks The Sun
• Fifth thread - Snow Moose Samba
• Sixth thread - Megaton
• Seventh thread - Galactus Must Feed
• Eighth thread - Foresight...
• Ninth thread - Kamikaze
• Tenth thread - Ignition
• Eleventh thread - PhoeniX Bolt
• Twelfth thread - Fly in the Freedom
• Thirteenth thread - Follow
• Fourteenth thread - Always a Bigger Fish
• Fifteenth thread - Sigma Harmonics
• Sixteenth thread - Turnabout Heresy
• Seventeenth thread - Sunfury
• Eighteenth thread - Dark Empire
• Nineteenth thread - Angel Voice
• Twentieth thread - Dragonrend
• Twenty-first thread - Durance
• Twenty-first thread - Imperial Truth

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The Brotherhood

The stars of Squat Crusade: The Musical

Mortimer the Lazy - Warlord

Kim Jong Il - Cardinal of the Ancestor Cult

Engineer Velm - Guild Engineer

Steelbeard Shieldhammer - Berzerker

The Fleet

The Bearded Fury - Light Cruiser

The Drinks All Around - Mass Conveyor

The Galactus - Factory Ship

See also

• Deffwotch
• Squat

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