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<s>'''Philip Ragebeard'''- Warlord</s> Mortimer has always been Warlord. Claiming otherwise is doubleplusungood crimethink. | <s>'''Philip Ragebeard'''- Warlord</s> Mortimer has always been Warlord. Claiming otherwise is doubleplusungood crimethink. | ||
'''Mortimer the Lazy''' - Warlord | '''Mortimer the Lazy''' - Warlord - Has the talent 'Hatred: Anything That Makes Me Move.' Uses flamers on paperwork. Significantly better at being Warlord than he probably should be, all things considered. | ||
'''Kim Jong Il''' - Cardinal of the Ancestor Cult | '''Kim Jong Il''' - Cardinal of the Ancestor Cult - Clever, thoughtful, helpful, friendly, eager, and skilled, Kim Jong Il is everything his ill-fated low-ranking pilot father wasn't. Is held as a figure of great honor by the World Eaters, due to shenanigans. | ||
'''Engineer Velm''' - Guild Engineer | '''Engineer Velm''' - Guild Engineer - Consistently competent tech-faerie of a spessdorf who has, in general, a keen grasp of what the fuck. Also pilots a suit of Exo-Armor that basically makes her a sawed-off Dreadnought, except for the being-mostly-dead thing. | ||
'''Steelbeard Shieldhammer''' - | '''Steelbeard Shieldhammer''' - Berserker - Recently promoted to the Brotherhood after the Purging of Dreambeard, Steelbeard has proven himself to be a great asset for distracting enemy forces. His tried-and-true tactic of bullrushing every single opponent has resulted in him taking many, many shots that would otherwise be directed at the guys who can do things other than 'apply hammer to face.' Continually thwarted by the fact that the only single-target encounters thus far have all been against things that are huge. | ||
== The Fleet == | == The Fleet == | ||
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The long-awaited sequel to the incredibly successful Deffwotch.
In Squat Crusade: The Musical, the players are some of the last Squats in the galaxy, having narrowly escaped the destruction of the Homeworlds. Their objective is to rebuild their race (because 6e says it's okay), but they must deal with a hostile galaxy, enemies who would see them burn, and their own ineptitude.
Episodes
- First thread - Vae Vectis
- Second thread - A Fistful of Dollars
- Third thread - Cities of Gold
- Fourth thread - That Which Seeks The Sun
- Fifth thread - Snow Moose Samba
- Sixth thread - Megaton
- Seventh thread - Galactus Must Feed
- Eighth thread - Foresight...
- Ninth thread - Kamikaze
- Tenth thread - Ignition
- Eleventh thread - PhoeniX Bolt
- Twelfth thread - Fly in the Freedom
- Thirteenth thread - Follow
- Fourteenth thread - Always a Bigger Fish
- Fifteenth thread - Sigma Harmonics
- Sixteenth thread - Turnabout Heresy
- Seventeenth thread - Sunfury
- Eighteenth thread - Dark Empire
- Nineteenth thread - Angel Voice
- Twentieth thread - Dragonrend
- Twenty-first thread - Durance
- Twenty-first thread - Imperial Truth
The Brotherhood
The stars of Squat Crusade: The Musical
Philip Ragebeard- Warlord Mortimer has always been Warlord. Claiming otherwise is doubleplusungood crimethink.
Mortimer the Lazy - Warlord - Has the talent 'Hatred: Anything That Makes Me Move.' Uses flamers on paperwork. Significantly better at being Warlord than he probably should be, all things considered.
Kim Jong Il - Cardinal of the Ancestor Cult - Clever, thoughtful, helpful, friendly, eager, and skilled, Kim Jong Il is everything his ill-fated low-ranking pilot father wasn't. Is held as a figure of great honor by the World Eaters, due to shenanigans.
Engineer Velm - Guild Engineer - Consistently competent tech-faerie of a spessdorf who has, in general, a keen grasp of what the fuck. Also pilots a suit of Exo-Armor that basically makes her a sawed-off Dreadnought, except for the being-mostly-dead thing.
Steelbeard Shieldhammer - Berserker - Recently promoted to the Brotherhood after the Purging of Dreambeard, Steelbeard has proven himself to be a great asset for distracting enemy forces. His tried-and-true tactic of bullrushing every single opponent has resulted in him taking many, many shots that would otherwise be directed at the guys who can do things other than 'apply hammer to face.' Continually thwarted by the fact that the only single-target encounters thus far have all been against things that are huge.
The Fleet
The Bearded Fury - Light Cruiser
The Drinks All Around - Mass Conveyor
The Galactus - Factory Ship