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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
The planet is a frozen rock, drifting alone through space. Once, it was a star of great beauty and power, eons ago. Then, it became a white dwarf, puffing off a stellar nebula that can be seen to this day.


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
Now, it has drifted away from the gossamer deathshroud it built for itself, and the cold relic has entered orbit around an unassuming Sol-like star, itself alone in its lonely orbit around the galactic core.


== CHANNELS ==
Stellaluna, the moon-that-was-a-sun, has evolved into a gigantic diamondlike crystal over its long slow death, and it sparkles and gleams in the heavens like a jewel. The world is worthless, for carbon and diamonds are trivial to come by in the 40th Millennium, but the center of the starheart glows of its own accord.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


== EVENTS ==
Though [[Oestalan]] is at the very edge of the galaxy near the [[Halo Stars]], Stellaluna resonates with the Astronomicon, beaming the [[Emperor]]'s grace into the local area like a distant reflection of his light.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
This, then, is the lighthouse of Oestalan, ceaselessly resonating with the Emperor's grace. The Crusade must secure a hold of the system and its priceless relic, for a Chaos warlord has been given a quest, to find the diamond, protected as it is in the vastness and sluggish Warp currents of the Halo Zone, and shatter a crystal the size of Terra itself.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Legend has it that if Stellaluna is broken asunder, the Great Storm will return with a terrible vengeance, and Oestalan will be lost eternally.
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
[[Category: Oestalan Sector]][[category:warhammer 40,000]][[Category:/tg/ 40,000]]
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

Revision as of 02:32, 8 February 2020

The planet is a frozen rock, drifting alone through space. Once, it was a star of great beauty and power, eons ago. Then, it became a white dwarf, puffing off a stellar nebula that can be seen to this day.

Now, it has drifted away from the gossamer deathshroud it built for itself, and the cold relic has entered orbit around an unassuming Sol-like star, itself alone in its lonely orbit around the galactic core.

Stellaluna, the moon-that-was-a-sun, has evolved into a gigantic diamondlike crystal over its long slow death, and it sparkles and gleams in the heavens like a jewel. The world is worthless, for carbon and diamonds are trivial to come by in the 40th Millennium, but the center of the starheart glows of its own accord.

Though Oestalan is at the very edge of the galaxy near the Halo Stars, Stellaluna resonates with the Astronomicon, beaming the Emperor's grace into the local area like a distant reflection of his light.

This, then, is the lighthouse of Oestalan, ceaselessly resonating with the Emperor's grace. The Crusade must secure a hold of the system and its priceless relic, for a Chaos warlord has been given a quest, to find the diamond, protected as it is in the vastness and sluggish Warp currents of the Halo Zone, and shatter a crystal the size of Terra itself.

Legend has it that if Stellaluna is broken asunder, the Great Storm will return with a terrible vengeance, and Oestalan will be lost eternally.