THIN YOUR PAINTS

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"THIN YOUR PAINTS" is far and away the most commonly offered painting-related criticism seen on /tg/, mostly seen in reference to some new Warhammer 40,000 player's fuzzy photographs of his first attempts to paint a model. The second most common appears to be "YOU PUT THE FUCKING PAULDRONS ON THE WRONG WAY ROUND", since new players are inevitably playing Space Marines. Trolling or not, "thin your paints!" is almost always good advice to give a new painter. However, the phrase has reached the point where it gets posted whenever something painted is shown on /tg/.

A lot of the examples in the gallery were painted by this chucklefuck. Judging from the comments on his derptitude, it's pretty safe to say that on DeviantArt you can still get your e-penis blown no matter how awful you suck.

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  Decorated seventeen times and painted several more.
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  THRONE'S ARSEPLATE, DO YOU HAVE PARKINSON'S OR SOMETHING?
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  Oh dear sweet Jesus.
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  Ultramarines truly worthy of their spiritual liege.
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  This one's not a bad thumbnail - but take a closer look. Oh come on, stop screaming.
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  Don't look into their eyes.
• ...THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
  ...THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
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  From My Little Pony's partial-birth abortion into your darkest nightmares.
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  I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
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  I can't tell if Sanguinius is supposed to have a beard or if he's just vomiting.
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  WHY ARE THERE BOOBS
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  The guy on the right has two right hands. Mother of Christ.
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  Sicarius, supreme Ultra Marine fighting for the spiritual liege.
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  BROTHER LIBRARIAN I CAN FEEL MY FACE SLOUGHING OFF (to be fair these are super tiny models. Those are pens that they're sitting on)
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  By the GOD-EMPEROR. Did the guy stick his face inside a heavy flamer?
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  Not THAT bad until you see the neck...