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The Tarrasque is a pure engine of fucking destruction. Dreaded by adventurers for its high hp value and its obscenely high regeneration ability, it is known to rampage across nations eating everything. It cannot fully be killed through normal means; therefore, A player (or group) lucky enough to reduce a Tarrasque to negative 10 hp will then have to use a wish or miracle spell to completely destroy it, with only a 50% chance of success. if unsuccessful it will wake up again x years later and fuck more shit up. | The Tarrasque is a pure engine of fucking destruction. Dreaded by adventurers for its high hp value and its obscenely high regeneration ability, it is known to rampage across nations eating everything. It cannot fully be killed through normal means; therefore, A player (or group) lucky enough to reduce a Tarrasque to negative 10 hp will then have to use a wish or miracle spell to completely destroy it, with only a 50% chance of success. if unsuccessful it will wake up again x years later and fuck more shit up. Also, no matter how big is your army if your adventurers party had enough cash for recruit mercs, the Tarrasque fast metabolism will allow him to produce such powerful flatulences all your troops will die by suffocation in just one turn. The only thing what can really stop him is Chuck Norris in a bad day. | ||
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Revision as of 10:56, 8 June 2009
The Tarrasque is a pure engine of fucking destruction. Dreaded by adventurers for its high hp value and its obscenely high regeneration ability, it is known to rampage across nations eating everything. It cannot fully be killed through normal means; therefore, A player (or group) lucky enough to reduce a Tarrasque to negative 10 hp will then have to use a wish or miracle spell to completely destroy it, with only a 50% chance of success. if unsuccessful it will wake up again x years later and fuck more shit up. Also, no matter how big is your army if your adventurers party had enough cash for recruit mercs, the Tarrasque fast metabolism will allow him to produce such powerful flatulences all your troops will die by suffocation in just one turn. The only thing what can really stop him is Chuck Norris in a bad day.
TL;DR
IT WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? YOU CAN FLY? YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE NOW? THE TARRASQUE HAS ONE THING TO SAY.
BRING IT.
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Nyoro~n -
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