[[File:Cheetos fingers.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hey man. Can you hand me the [[PHB]] for a moment?]]
[[File:Cheetos fingers.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hey man. Can you hand me the [[PHB]] for a moment?]]
'''That Guy''' is the /tg/ version of [http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Steve/random/ Scumbag Steve], but somehow he's [[Matt Ward|worse]]. Jesus. Christ.
Damn you kids are mad
That Guy never brings his own food, and always steals everyone else's.
That Guy always smells bad and [[Fifteen views of Asscrack|wears clothes that expose his overweight asscrack]].
That Guy never shares his [[Cheetos]], and he always gets orange dust all over everything. He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.
That Guy will always bring so much [[cheese]] to the table that the other players to instantly become lactose intolerant and choke.
That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily [[The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment|crash play to a halt every single turn.]]
That Guy will [[Rules Lawyer|exploit every loophole in the rules to his advantage or require an]] [[Anal Circumference|utterly anal]] [[Butthurt|level of rule following]] whenever it suits him.
That Guy will try to fight against the [[party]] and consider himself clever (because he's "winning"), but will ragequit when the party kills him.
That Guy ''always'' has to play his own [[homebrew]] race and class, both of which are [[Powergamer|horribly overpowered.]]
That Guy [[/d/M|inserts his creepy fetishes into everything,]] and is the reason men are banned from [[No Girls on the Internet|playing women]] in your group.
That Guy has tendency to get [[Rage|really mad over nothing.]]
'''THAT ''FUCKING'' GUY.'''
And the worst part about That Guy? We all see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does is move us to be a little better than we are... lest we end up like ''him''.
And the worst part about That Guy? We all see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does is move us to be a little better than we are... lest we end up like ''him''.
And the worst part about That Guy? We all see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does is move us to be a little better than we are... lest we end up like him.
