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Holy warrior of Bretonnia, may or may not be King Arthur, is a ghost or a daemon (a nice one mind you). Every time he gets killed he always come back later on. Seriously in one fluff story he had his head lopped, bend down, picked up, | Holy warrior of Bretonnia, may or may not be King Arthur, is a ghost or a daemon (a nice one mind you). Every time he gets killed he always come back later on. Seriously in one fluff story he had his head lopped, bend down, picked up, bade the hero a how you do and left. | ||
Has a day job as a professional ass rapist. Seriously, the dude destroys all in his path when he hits the table. | Has a day job as a professional ass rapist. Seriously, the dude destroys all in his path when he hits the table. | ||
Revision as of 18:00, 13 April 2014
Holy warrior of Bretonnia, may or may not be King Arthur, is a ghost or a daemon (a nice one mind you). Every time he gets killed he always come back later on. Seriously in one fluff story he had his head lopped, bend down, picked up, bade the hero a how you do and left.
Has a day job as a professional ass rapist. Seriously, the dude destroys all in his path when he hits the table.
Totally NOT an expy from Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. Is not Sean Connery either. If you get this reference, congratulations, you're hardcore.
Who he is exactly perhaps only the fey enchantress knows but she ain't telling anyone, the teasing harlot.