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==Seattle==
==Seattle==
Seattle gets nuked. But the warhead doesn't go off until after it's plunged into the river and detonates, nearly harmlessly, underground. The radiation kills off the surrounding suburbs, but leaving the cities mostly intact. Survivors try to reestablish in bands of scavengers living high up in the tallest buildings to avoid radiation. Once the food runs out, radioactive fishing efforts in the Puget Sound lead many to eventually flee to Vancouver Island for better fishing. The Space Needle is first inhabited by a humanitarian effort, hoping to bring the local radiation down to a habitable level. Their plans crumble as a mad scientist guns down the effort and uses their research to turn the Space Needle into a giant, radioactive death ray.  
Seattle gets nuked. But the warhead doesn't go off until after it's plunged into the river and detonates, nearly harmlessly, underground. The radiation kills off the surrounding suburbs, but leaving the cities mostly intact. Survivors try to reestablish in bands of scavengers living high up in the tallest buildings to avoid radiation. Once the food runs out, radioactive fishing efforts in the Puget Sound lead many to eventually flee to Vancouver Island for better fishing. The Space Needle is first inhabited by a humanitarian effort, hoping to bring the local radiation down to a habitable level. Their plans crumble as a mad scientist guns down the effort and uses their research to turn the Space Needle into a giant, radioactive death ray. The only ones who remain in Seattle is a large population of [[Neckbeards]] drawn by the presence of a [[Games Workshop]] bunker in Bellevue that somehow survived.  


Most of the world didn't notice, because it's fucking Seattle.
Most of the world didn't notice, because it's fucking Seattle.

Revision as of 14:37, 31 July 2012

Part of the Post-Apocalyptic Roadmap Project.

Seattle

Seattle gets nuked. But the warhead doesn't go off until after it's plunged into the river and detonates, nearly harmlessly, underground. The radiation kills off the surrounding suburbs, but leaving the cities mostly intact. Survivors try to reestablish in bands of scavengers living high up in the tallest buildings to avoid radiation. Once the food runs out, radioactive fishing efforts in the Puget Sound lead many to eventually flee to Vancouver Island for better fishing. The Space Needle is first inhabited by a humanitarian effort, hoping to bring the local radiation down to a habitable level. Their plans crumble as a mad scientist guns down the effort and uses their research to turn the Space Needle into a giant, radioactive death ray. The only ones who remain in Seattle is a large population of Neckbeards drawn by the presence of a Games Workshop bunker in Bellevue that somehow survived.

Most of the world didn't notice, because it's fucking Seattle.

Surrounding Area

Outside Seattle, the Pacific Northwest rainforests absorb a lot of the radioactivity carried on the fallout-laden winds, and will eventually flush it out via the watersheds. Not, of course, before it kills many species slowly over the course of months and years through slow radiation poisoning. The backwoods rednecks who lived there still do, except they now actually farm stuff farm stuff. Aside from the ones who decided Mad Max was the best movie ever, and used their pickups as tacticals before eventually running out of fuel and starving to death (or being eaten by radioactive bears).

Spokane

Spokane advances out to begin farming operations in the surrounding area after being cut off from outside trade for too long. Eventually, Spokane and nothern Idaho begin a profitable trade operation.

The Kennewick bomb went unnoticed, because even Seattle doesn't care about Kennewick.


Other Stuff

  • One cool thing is that the ferries, which transported most of the Seattle population, were colonized by entrepreneurs looking to cash in on transport needs. When that falls through due to lack of customers (duh) the ferries become retrofitted into slow, steam-powered dreadnaughts armed to the teeth and used as a hoarding cashe by the now-shore-raiding entrepreneurs. They still take passengers across in exchange for food, which they try to farm grow on the upper decks (which they covered in dirt).
  • Notably, the internet servers in the city would be fine, and provided enough power could be located, the internet would still remain intact (or at least the Seattle servers).
  • About a year before the bombs went off, some scientist in Seattle rigged up coffee plants to grow in Pacific Northwestern conditions. The only downside was that the caffeine levels were lower in the new plants. When somebody found the lab overgrown with coffee plants, he took to planting these things all over the place. The Seattlites who were still left decided that this was a great idea and planted coffee on every available patch of dirt. This has lead to a weak cash-crop export: people want coffee outside Seattle, but the ground and concentrated coffee is all everyone really wants, and it is difficult to extrude the weaker levels of caffeine from the bean.