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Image:Thri-kreen_sleek.png|Sleek!
Image:Thri-kreen_sleek.png|Sleek!
Image:Thri-kreen_knock.png|You should be ashamed of yourselves, fa/tg/uys.
Image:Thri-kreen_knock.png|You should be ashamed of yourselves, fa/tg/uys.
Image:Thri-kreen_bra.gif|fa/tg/uys are a bunch of disgusting perverts.
Image:Thri-kreen_bra.gif|Fa/tg/uys are a bunch of disgusting perverts.
Image:Thri-kreen_heart.jpg|But it's okay. She loves you anyway.  
Image:Thri-kreen_heart.jpg|But it's okay. She loves us anyway.  
Image:Thri-kreen_strip.gif|Is that an immovable rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Image:Thri-kreen_strip.gif|Is that an immovable rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Image:Thri-kreen_dom.jpg|This is just wrong! [[Dark_Sun|Dark Sun]] dwarves don't have beards!
Image:Thri-kreen_dom.jpg|This is just wrong! [[Dark_Sun|Dark Sun]] [[dwarf|dwarves]] don't have beards!
Image:Thri-kreen_half.png|WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
Image:Thri-kreen_half.png|WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
Image:Thri-kreen_nurse.png|Thri-kreen girl what are you doing you are not a nurse
Image:Thri-kreen_nurse.png|Thri-kreen girl what are you doing you are not a nurse

Revision as of 21:44, 19 September 2010

Sentient mantis. Strange, scary folk. Like their elves raw. They have poisonous bites, they can jump like grasshoppers, and psionics. They don't sleep, but their lifespan is only 30 years. They prefer double-bladed lightsabers polearms, and make three-sided Xena-style boomerang throwy-things by mixing their venom with plant sap until it hardens. They've also gone through a few different body configurations over the years, starting out as basically praying mantises with hands and moving towards a slightly more humanoid bent in recent editions.

First showed up in AD&D in Monster Manual II, and became a playable character race in the Dark Sun Revised edition. They later popped up in Forgotten Realms, and Spelljammer, and, christ, somebody call an exterminator, we got bugs everywhere.

They're a favourite when some drawfag offers to sketch some erotica for /tg/, and wants to squick us out instead. Well, except for those corrupted by Slaanesh.


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