Thursday

The Day

Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass

"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)

Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays

• World Blows Up
• You can't drink
• Relatively no promotions for you
• School
• Unexciting shit
• No fun
• Crappy sitcoms(like thats so Raven)
• Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.

Good things

N/A

In Conclusion

Thursdays are lamecakes

Interesting Notes

There are in fact, other days of the week, they include

• Mondays
• Tuesday
• Wednesday
• Friday
• Saturday
  • and
• Sunday