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==Good things==
==Good things==
*Tomorrow is Friday
*Tomorrow is Friday
 
*It's named after Thor.
==In Conclusion==
==In Conclusion==
Thursdays are lamecakes.
Thursdays are lamecakes.


{{DaysOfTheWeek}}
{{DaysOfTheWeek}}

Revision as of 04:36, 7 November 2011

The Day

Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass.

"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)

Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays

  • World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch)
  • You can't drink
  • Relatively few promotions for you
  • School
  • Unexciting shit
  • No fun
  • Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven)
  • Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face

Good things

  • Tomorrow is Friday
  • It's named after Thor.

In Conclusion

Thursdays are lamecakes.

This is a Days of the Week article
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday