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The Day

Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass.

"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)

Named after the Norse god Thor, as in Thor's day. Probably the day's only redeeming feature.

Bad things that happen on Thursdays

The World usually blows up in sci-fi movies on this day (may be a good thing if you're a nihilist).
Relatively few promotions for you.
Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.

Good things

Tomorrow is Friday.
If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
It's named after Thor.
Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.

In Conclusion

Thursdays are lamecakes.

However

If you are lucky, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.

If not, then lamecakes for you.

This is a Days of the Week article
Sunday	Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday	Saturday

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 Named after the Norse god Thor, as in Thor's day. Probably the day's only redeeming feature.
-==Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays==
+==Bad things that happen on Thursdays==
-*World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're a nihilist)
+* The World usually blows up in sci-fi movies on this day (may be a good thing if you're a nihilist).
-*You can't drink (unless you're Australian).
+* Relatively few [[promotions]] for you.
-*Relatively few [[promotions]] for you
+* Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
-*School
+* Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
-*Unexciting shit
+* You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.
-*No fun
-*Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven)
-*Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face
-*You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student
 ==Good things==