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"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2) | "This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2) | ||
==Bad things that happen on Thursdays== | ==Bad things that happen on Thursdays== | ||
* | * Thursday was the day Earth was demolished to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass. | ||
* Relatively few [[promotions]] for you. | * Relatively few [[promotions]] for you. | ||
* Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face. | * Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face. | ||
Revision as of 14:50, 22 November 2016
"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)
Bad things that happen on Thursdays
- Thursday was the day Earth was demolished to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass.
- Relatively few promotions for you.
- Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
- Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
- You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.
Good things that happen on Thursdays
- You realize that tomorrow is Friday Friday Friday.
- If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
- The day's named after Thor.
- Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.
In Conclusion
Thursdays are lamecakes.
However
If you are lucky, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.
If not, then lamecakes for you.
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