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They are "sacred war machines" of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They fuck up your shit. They come in big, bigger, bigger than the last one, damn that's one big mecha and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GIANT | They are "sacred war machines" of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They fuck up your shit. They come in big, bigger, bigger than the last one, damn that's one big mecha and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GIANT MONSTROSITY?! | ||
They also tend to fuck | They also tend to fuck your shit up. | ||
To elaborate: Titans are the biggest freaking land machines the Imperium has at it's disposal in the GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM. | To elaborate: Titans are the biggest freaking land machines the Imperium has at it's disposal in the [[Grimdark|GRIM DARKNESS]] OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM. | ||
How big are they? Think a giant mecha that is 15-80 meters tall. | How big are they? Think a giant mecha that is 15-80 meters tall. Your typical troopers on the tabletop are half as tall as your finger is long -- a Titan miniature requires both of your hands to lift. Some Titan minis are bigger than your head, which makes the name "miniature" really a misnomer. | ||
How powerful? Take a couple of Yamato-class battleships and add More Dakka. | How powerful? Take a couple of Yamato-class battleships and add [[Dakka|More Dakka]]. | ||
How scary? The apocalypse is walking towards you; say prayers to whatever | How scary? The apocalypse is walking towards you; say prayers to whatever deity you believe in and hope it uses the bolter cannon first, cause that flame thrower hurts. | ||
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Revision as of 18:41, 20 November 2009
They are "sacred war machines" of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They fuck up your shit. They come in big, bigger, bigger than the last one, damn that's one big mecha and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GIANT MONSTROSITY?!
They also tend to fuck your shit up.
To elaborate: Titans are the biggest freaking land machines the Imperium has at it's disposal in the GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM.
How big are they? Think a giant mecha that is 15-80 meters tall. Your typical troopers on the tabletop are half as tall as your finger is long -- a Titan miniature requires both of your hands to lift. Some Titan minis are bigger than your head, which makes the name "miniature" really a misnomer.
How powerful? Take a couple of Yamato-class battleships and add More Dakka.
How scary? The apocalypse is walking towards you; say prayers to whatever deity you believe in and hope it uses the bolter cannon first, cause that flame thrower hurts.