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Tuesday is a day after [[Mondays|Monday]]. These days are not as crappy as Mondays but it still makes you want to blow out your brains with a gun. Tuesday is when some guy saw the elusive [[James Bond]]. | Tuesday is a day after [[Mondays|Monday]]. These days are not as crappy as Mondays but it still makes you want to blow out your brains with a gun. Tuesday is when some guy saw the elusive [[James Bond]]. | ||
==Tuesdays and UFOS== | ==Tuesdays and UFOS== | ||
The 1st ever UFO sighting was alleged to have happened on a Tuesday. Also, this was the day that the primarchs got lost. And the day the Horus heresy happened | The 1st ever UFO sighting was alleged to have happened on a Tuesday. Also, this was the day that the primarchs got lost. And the day the Horus heresy happened <strike> AND the day The Emperor was born.</strike> The [[Emperor]] created all, including [[Mondays]] and Tuesdays...just to fuck with [[Tzeentch]]. | ||
==Good things that happen on Tuesdays== | ==Good things that happen on Tuesdays== | ||
There is an upside to Tuesdays. Here they are: | There is an upside to Tuesdays. Here they are: | ||
Revision as of 20:25, 16 November 2016
Tuesday is a day after Monday. These days are not as crappy as Mondays but it still makes you want to blow out your brains with a gun. Tuesday is when some guy saw the elusive James Bond.
Tuesdays and UFOS
The 1st ever UFO sighting was alleged to have happened on a Tuesday. Also, this was the day that the primarchs got lost. And the day the Horus heresy happened AND the day The Emperor was born. The Emperor created all, including Mondays and Tuesdays...just to fuck with Tzeentch.
Good things that happen on Tuesdays
There is an upside to Tuesdays. Here they are:
- Tuesday is Meatball Marinara day at Subway: much win.
- If you live in Australia, Tuesday is Pubday.
- It's Fajita Night...oh no...
- Jotaro: FAAAAAAAJIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZ!!!
- The day M. Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For him, it was Tuesday.
- Cheap movie night in some places.
- Taco Tuesday for cheap Tex-Mex at some restaurants.
Summary
Tuesdays suck Nurgle's dick. Unless you like meatballs, kinda like Nurgle's balls.
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