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Basically a [[Mary Sue]] named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a [[Mary Sue|Marty Stu]] and looks all gothy and shit. | Basically a [[Mary Sue]] named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a [[Mary Sue|Marty Stu]] and looks all gothy and shit. | ||
After half a | After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a [[Mary Sue|vampire]] (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff). | ||
Most of the of the "action" revolves around [[Mary Sue|Bella]] being saved by her [[Mary Sue| | Most of the of the "action" revolves around [[Mary Sue|Bella]] being saved by her [[Mary Sue|hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend]] and ends in a [[Mary Sue|"twist"]] that can best be summed up as; | ||
''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a [[Mary Sue|hellspawn]] all because I fucked a vampire'' | ''[[Mary Sue|I'm]] gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my [[Mary Sue|kid's]] gonna look like a [[Mary Sue|hellspawn]] all because I fucked a [[Mary Sue|vampire.]]'' | ||
Did | Did we mention it's swamped with [[Mary Sue]]s? | ||
== In conclusion: == | == In conclusion: == | ||
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Image: | Image:SWEETMERCIFULFUCK.jpg|Not even Japan is safe. | ||
Image:King_Troll.jpg|Stephen King | Image:King_Troll.jpg|Sir Stephen, King of Trolls. | ||
Image: | Image:LOLTWILIGHT.gif|Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^ | ||
Image: | Image:Twilight_edward_nosferatu.jpg|Know the difference, it could save your life. | ||
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Revision as of 00:14, 17 March 2009
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Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.
Plot Synopsis
Basically a Mary Sue named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a Marty Stu and looks all gothy and shit. After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a vampire (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff). Most of the of the "action" revolves around Bella being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;
I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire.
Did we mention it's swamped with Mary Sues?
In conclusion:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE
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Not even Japan is safe. -
Sir Stephen, King of Trolls. -
Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^
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Know the difference, it could save your life. -
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