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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight | * [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight Bum Reviews on ''Twilight''.] | ||
* [http://www.inquisitr.com/17233/stephen-king-bitchslaps-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-cant-write-worth-a-darn/ | * [http://www.inquisitr.com/17233/stephen-king-bitchslaps-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-cant-write-worth-a-darn/ Stephanie Meyer sucks. Stephen King agreed, don't argue about it.] | ||
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Image:King_Troll.jpg|Sir Stephen, King of Trolls. | Image:King_Troll.jpg|Sir Stephen, King of Trolls. | ||
Image:LOLTWILIGHT.gif|Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^ | Image:LOLTWILIGHT.gif|Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^ | ||
Image:Twilight_edward_nosferatu.jpg|Know the difference, it could save your life. | Image:Twilight_edward_nosferatu.jpg|Know the difference, it could save your life. | ||
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Revision as of 01:27, 23 April 2009
Twilight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.
Plot Synopsis
Basically a Mary Sue named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a Marty Stu and looks all gothy and shit.
After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a vampire (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff).
Most of the of the "action" revolves around Bella being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;
I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire.
Did we mention it's swamped with Mary Sues?
In conclusion:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE
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Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^
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