Tyranid

This article contains PROMOTIONS! Don't say we didn't warn you.

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Delicious Biomass, you must devour it.

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"Tyranids" are extragalactic beings in Warhammer 40k that exist only to eat living things. They have been expected to arrive on Terra's doorstep anyday now for years, being stalled by a force even more malicious then they are: GW's reluctance to move the story forward. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to anthropomorphized versions of tyranids.

Tyranids are no longer in the starter set for 40K. They've been replaced by Orks, encouraging a new generation of gamers to speak like retarded Liverpudlians and think this makes them funny. What the fuck, GW. What the fuck.

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  Eldrad leaves no woman unsatisfied.
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  Fun in the sun
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  I'd let her clean up my biomass, if you know what I mean.
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  Go back to bed Matt
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