Assholetep

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Assholetep the Insufferable. An asshole Necron.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm cleaning my necroteslagaussflayergun he comes in and is all "heh, still not as big as mine" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm unfolding my Tesseract Labyrinth he comes in and is all "Funny how you can get into a toy, but not into a Necrontyr babe's pants" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm playing cards, he burns down several orphanages beats me savagely and forces me to watch an eternity of horrible rap music videos. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm recovering relics from a fallen Tomb World he comes in and is all "heh, last night I recovered your mom" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm purging the heretics and a battle brother dies and is all "Hey dont worry, he can get back u- Oh wait" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime the Stars are Right he comes in and is all "heh, took a viagra huh?" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime im cleansing the xenos he comes in and is all "You know what they say about men with big swords" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I try to tell him about joining the greater good, he pretends to be interested, wastes my time for an hour then says "The greater good? The greater shit more like" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I threaten to rape and maim him hes all "Not if i rape you first, tinydick" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I go to polish my Fire Pike he comes in and is all "I'd let you polish my rod if ya know what I mean" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime Im tearing a new one on some xenos he comes in and is all "At least my Lords not a cripple" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm dropping some Steel Rain he comes in and is all "Brother Captain Tay Zonday did it better," and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm leaving the warp, he comes up behind me and says 'you know what they say about burly men who dedicate all their deeds and greatest triumphs to other burly men,' and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm cleaning my many medals and awards, he comes up to me and says "You forgot your medal for Pederasty," and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm binding Cherubael again, he comes up to me and says "You know when a guy binds another guy" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm combing my beard, he comes up and is all "Must be hard to get cum out of a white beard huh?" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm putting on my robes, he comes up and is all "Did they repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell yet?" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

Assholetep is such an asshole. Everytime I'm issuing orders to the Jokaero, he comes up and is all "ya know, Bananas are extinct hehe" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

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