Warmunchies

A tabletop wargame, with the twist that the units are candy and you get to eat your spoils.

This is still very much a work in progress, and a lot of stuff in the initial thread hasn't been added yet. Feel free to do so.

Ideas

• Weight, calorie, and fat count determine stats and point cost.
• If you kill a unit, you get to decide who eats it. It can be you, your opponent, (for the nasty-tasting ones) the referee, or the audience. (In case both players are too full.)
  • Alternatively, if a player can't eat any more he forfeits the game.
• Hijack Brikwars rules?

Possible rules

Serving size=squad size. You get a discount if you purchase a whole serving for your army. All other values are divided by # of appropriate gummys per serving. Round these individual values up.

Weight (in g) = unit hp. Calories = Unit Cost

Total Fat (in g) = max range of spells (in inches). Default range is self. Sat Fat (in g) = dice rolled to dispel spell. Default is 1. Trans Fat (in g) = dice rolled to cast spell. Default is 1.

Total Carbs (in g) = max range of combat attacks (in inches). Default is 0. Dietary Fiber )in g) = # dice rolled to defend vs combat attacks Sugar (in g) = # dice rolled in combat. Default is 1.

Sodium (in mg) = inches moved when given a move order Cholesterol (in mg) = bonus to spell roll (cast and dispel) Protein (in g) = bonus to dice rolled in combat

Spells: (Roll d6s equal to trans fat, and attempt to roll under the %. Any targeted enemies and enemies within their Total Fat range of the caster roll d6s equal to their sat fat, and cancels each success with a 6) Vitamin A: +1 to shooting die rolls per success Vitamin C: Heal 1 hp per success. Calcium: +1 to dispel rolls Iron: +1 to defense rolls in combat

Headline text

The original thread.