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Unified Setting kobolds are based off of Cutebolds. Considered slightly dim, but with a lot of heart they dwell in the deserts of Lindwurm, the southernmost continent. They are also some small groups native to Everoc, though nobody knows how they got there.

Thousands of years ago however kobolds weren't cute. They were an unstoppable army lead by the insane Draconian known as Tiamat. Endless waves of kobold shock-troops, warlocks and sappers annihilated the Faestir nation, leaving less than a thousand survivors in the end. Tiamat abandoned the kobolds after the war and they dissolved into small camps.

Being ruled by Tiamat was not exactly pleasant. To this day Kobolds have an aversion to anything draconic or reptilian and consider five to be a very unlucky number.

The Kobolds live in small camps with mud huts and wooden shacks. They gather berries and eat dead things that they find. They worship any significant aspect of their surrounding.

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-Kobolds are pretty much a pile of organs for the purpose of beating, dismembering, and laughing at.
+Unified Setting kobolds are based off of Cutebolds. Considered slightly dim, but with a lot of heart they dwell in the deserts of [[Lindwurm]], the southernmost continent. They are also some small groups native to [[Everoc]], though nobody knows how they got there.
-They used to be dogs, but they ended up reptiles somehow.
-They're generally tiny and wimpy, with adventures picking on them because they're short,with the exception of [[Pun-Pun]]. Nobody fucks with Pun-Pun.
-They can make pretty nice traps, and can actually be a threat if played right. (Namely Tuckers Kobolds http://tuckerskobolds.com/)
-==Cutebolds==
+Thousands of years ago however kobolds weren't cute. They were an unstoppable army lead by the insane [[Unified_Settin/Draconian|Draconian]] known as Tiamat. Endless waves of kobold shock-troops, warlocks and sappers annihilated the [[Faestir]] nation, leaving less than a thousand survivors in the end. Tiamat abandoned the kobolds after the war and they dissolved into small camps.
-Cutebolds are like Kobolds only incredibly cute.
-They are pitiful and childish in everything they do, and are innocent enough to not know how to procreate.  All they know is that rubbing their noses gives them a guilty pleasure.
+Being ruled by Tiamat was not exactly pleasant. To this day Kobolds have an aversion to anything draconic or reptilian and consider five to be a very unlucky number.
-==Unified Setting Description==
-Unified Setting kobolds are based off of Cutebolds. Considered slightly dim, but with a lot of heart they dwell in the deserts of [[Lindwurm]], the southernmost continent. They are also native to [[Everoc]] though nobody knows how they got there.
-Thousands of years ago however kobolds weren't cute. They were an unstoppable army lead by the insane Draconian known as Tiamat. Endless waves of kobold shock-troops, warlocks and sappers annihilated the Faestir nation, leaving less than a thousand survivors in the end. Tiamat abandoned the kobolds after the war and they dissolved into small camps.
-Being ruled by Tiamat was not exactly pleasant. To this day Kobolds have an aversion to anything draconic or reptilian and consider five to be a very unlucky number.
+The Kobolds live in small camps with mud huts and wooden shacks. They gather berries and eat dead things that they find. They [[Unified_Setting/Religion#Kobolds|worship]] any significant aspect of their surrounding.
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