4 chan anime Writefaggotry

A collection of Writefaggotry for the 4 chan anime

/TG/ and /V/ at the LGS

(scene) In the LGS. TG is working, someone wearing a trench coat and sunglasses with most of his face covered comes in.

TG - Welcome to the Local Gaming Store....*looks at the man*.......sir?

A (aside to TG) - I know a few things about androgyny, that's a male.

Man - I'm here for some of that....*whispers* dungeons and dragons stuff.

TG - Sure. Which edition are you looking for?

Man - Uh....uh....the first one.

TG - .....

Man - What?

TG - We're out of stock sir, might I suggest either 3rd or 4th?

Man (voice accelerating) - Why don't you just tell me when you'll get the shipment in andIcangiveyoumyaddressandyoucanshipittome

TG - Sir?

Man - And you can ship it to me.

TG - When we get our first edition shipment in....

Man - Yes. Would that be Ok?

TG - I don't think we're expecting a shipment for the next....year at least. Are you a first time player?

Man - How did you know!

TG - Lucky guess sir. Might I suggest 4th edition then? Excellent for beginners such as yourself.

Man *taking off his sunglasses to get a better look*

A - V?! Is that you!?

== Damnit /k/ What did I tell you about the landmines!!

==

• BOOM*

C: waaaaaaah

TG: What the hell was that?

C: A squirrel just exploded! It was watching it from my window, and it was colecting nuts, and it was really cute and then it explodeeeed whaaaaaaaa!

TG: DAMN IT, K, what did I tell you about the mines!

K: I though I got them all! I must have forgot one!

• X leaves the room*

...

K: Damn it, how am i supposed to find them now.

• X returns to room*

X: I have a metal detector.

TG: Really? Why?

X: In case i needed to know if you were a secret robot.

• holds it up to TG*

X: See? now I know I can trust you if the robot revolution comes.

TG: Oh, X. There's no such thing as secret robots.

• R9K walks through the room with a sandwhich, passing behind TG.*

metal detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP.

• R9K stops and looks around*

• awkward silence*

R9K: What?

Thieves attempt to break into this building. Hilarity ensues.

K: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Burglar: OMFGWTF! *runs into X's room, slams door closed.*

X: What was that? WHO ARE YOU?

Burglar: Help me, he has a gun!

X: *whips out holy symbol* LEAVE THIS PLACE!

Burglar: I will! I'll leave, I swear! *scrambles for the window*

X: It worked? *pause* AAAAAAAAAAAAH Its a demon! Demon!

• THUD* on the door.

• Burglar looks at the door in fear.*

• TG Bursts into the room with a bastard sword in hand*

TG: "I KICK IN THE DOOR!"

Burglar: OH GOD *leaps out window, makes a break for it.*

X: Glad that's over.

• BLAM!*

V: Boom, headshot!

K: Don't take credit for my kill.