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Badasious is a radical Inquisitor who is known for his being a "Badass" in pretty much anything he attempts. | Badasious is a radical Inquisitor who is known for his being a "Badass" in pretty much anything he attempts. | ||
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Inquisitor Badasious is known to have a hallway that takes 10 minutes to jog down, lined top to floor with the skulls of his enemies. | Inquisitor Badasious is known to have a hallway that takes 10 minutes to jog down, lined top to floor with the skulls of his enemies. | ||
He isn't in anyway a re-hash of the old Chuck Norris thing. | |||
Things Inquisitor Badasious has been known to do: | == Things Inquisitor Badasious has been known to do: == | ||
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He can put a Space Marine to shame. (and at one point beat one to death with his boot) | |||
There used to be female space marines. Badasious fucked them to extintion. | There used to be female space marines. Badasious fucked them to extintion. | ||
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Inquisitor Badasious can impregnate human females just by glaring from across the street. Eldar women, too. | Inquisitor Badasious can impregnate human females just by glaring from across the street. Eldar women, too. | ||
Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a Sister of Rage. | Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a Sister of Rage. | ||
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Badasious is a radical Inquisitor who is known for his being a "Badass" in pretty much anything he attempts.
Badassious is the only one in the Inquisitorial forces that can command the Angry Marines on what to attack. He proved his Badassiousness, and works out the tactical deployment of the Angry Marines, because they're too angry to do it themselves.
Inquisitor Badasious is known to have a hallway that takes 10 minutes to jog down, lined top to floor with the skulls of his enemies.
He isn't in anyway a re-hash of the old Chuck Norris thing.
Things Inquisitor Badasious has been known to do:
He can put a Space Marine to shame. (and at one point beat one to death with his boot)
There used to be female space marines. Badasious fucked them to extintion.
Leman Russ once got into a fight with an Imperator class Titan and punched it in the face, shattering it into a million pieces. Badasious once got into a fight with Leman Russ and punched him in the face, shattering HIM into a million pieces.
Inquisitor Badasious can impregnate human females just by glaring from across the street. Eldar women, too.
Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a Sister of Rage.
Badasious once had a sidekick. His name was God-Emperor of Mankind.
Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves exterminatus'd.
Kharn wants to be Badasious when he grows up.