AIDS

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AIDS is a horrible and deadly virus which you can get by fucking like there's no tomorrow. It also spreads by shooting up. In 40k, it is spread by Slaanesh after it was made by Nurgle, who gave it to Slaanesh as a gift.

It is God's way of saying; "Use a condom, I don't care if butts can't get pregnant."

The /b/tard phrase "enjoy your AIDS" translates into rational, sane English as "you are about to embark, or have just completed, a very foolish act that will cause you great suffering in the near future" with the implication "... and you deserve to suffer for being so reckless." When translated into Fratboy English, it sounds like "Duuude, you are gonna get so fucked."

Some activities that require AIDS-enjoyment include:

• Tau soldiers using a blitzkrieg rush to get into CC (close-combat) range of enemy troops.
• Fielding an Imperial Guard army without vehicles, and using the extra points to purchase an overwhelming amount of infantry instead.
• Spending the points to have Doomrider in your Chaos Marines army.*BLAM!* HERESY!!! DOOMRIDER IS AWESOME.
• Putting 6-8 minions into a melee against a rogue with Bloody Path.
• Assassinating a DMPC, or the DM's girlfriend's character. (Like the DM has a girlfriend!)
• Fielding Chaos Sp-...you know what's.