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[[Image:Manvsbear.jpg|thumb|right|BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.]]
[[Image:Bear lore.png|thumb|right|300px|We're not even making this shit up.]]
What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? '''BEAR LORE''' TIME!
What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? '''BEAR LORE''' TIME!


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DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.
DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.
DC35: Bears are animals.


Goddamnit, [[4e]].
Goddamnit, [[4e]].
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Image:CAVEBEAR.JPG|Cave bears live in caves.
Image:CAVEBEAR.JPG|Cave bears live in caves.
Image:Bearclaw.jpg|A bear and it's natural weapon.
Image:Bearclaw.jpg|A bear and it's natural weapon.
Image:Manvsbear.jpg|BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.
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We're not even making this shit up.

What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? BEAR LORE TIME!

Roll a Nature check.

DC15: Cave bears live in caves.

DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.

Goddamnit, 4e.

The bear lore meme started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there was much RAGE to be had as people continued to shitstorm about how shitty 4th edition is.

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